You serious, Clark? This is the best holiday shirt you're going to find! Wear it all Christmas for an instant laugh.
Expose the myth that in order to be jolly, you have to jiggle like a bowl full of jelly. Introducing, the North Swole Gym -- where Santa goes to get jacked.
Lifting all those presents is a brutal workout. He's been carb-loading with candy. Santa is looking North Swole!
Add decorating the Christmas tree to things that T-Rex hates. It's hard to be jolly when you can't reach the top to add the star.
Everyone knows it -- but not everyone will admit it. There is definitely a best Jesus -- and it's sweet baby Jesus. Carry his holiness with you and never lose the Christmas spirit. Amen.
I'm a real OG of Christmas. A gangsta wrapper that's still deep in the game. Bow life.
Sure, Santa goes around the world in one night. Sneaking around. Never seen. Bringing joy to the world. But it's the Night Stalkers who are the real heroes.
Santa doesn't care if you're on his naughty list. "I love it when you call me Big Papa" ~ Santa Claus.
Santa and Jesus are Christmas BFFs! Don't they just take the perfect selfie? #friendgoals
The season is upon us. Jesus is ready to "party like it's my birthday" and you're invited. He is the reason for the season, after all.
T-rex is trying to stay cheerful through this holiday season, even with his crappy little arms. It's no use though -- T-Rex hates presents.
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