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Is Santa real? Ask your mom. She knows Santa, if you know what I mean.
No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
That feeling when, you're dead inside -- but it's Christmas! Combat that crippling darkness with the twinkle of Christmas lights and this comfy long sleeve tee.
A match made in holiday heaven -- you and tree. Let me assure you, the tree is not the only thing getting lit this year. Happy Holidaze!
I don't normally do this, I swear. I never do this -- I just got caught up in the cheer. But I put out for Santa.
This year has been sort of grim. But I'm introducing a new carol for this holiday season. It's called "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho." Festive isn't it?
How do you like your Christmas stockings? Full? Big? I like mine Well Hung -- right over the fireplace.
Your family may not be the smartest, the richest, the most successful. There might not be one relative on Santa's Nice list. But these a-holes are the jolliest.
I always knew there was a little something saucy about that elf. He's thinking about you and he's touching the shelf. Shiver.
The ultimate one-liner from the ultimate Christmas movie. Yippee Ki Yay MF!!

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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