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Men’s Independence Day - 2018
332 reviews
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
252 reviews
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
569 reviews
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
282 reviews
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
171 reviews
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
97 reviews
There are 2 types of countries in the world: those who use the metric system and those who have landed on the moon!

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