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Men’s Independence Day - 2018
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
Prove that just because you're a conservative doesn't mean you don't support LGBT causes. Liberty, Guns, Beer, and Trump.
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads.
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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