ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Men’s Independence Day - 2018
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
Bike? What bike? That's my bike, punk!
Ah, the seven patriotic sins... The perfect shirt for your guilty American pleasures.
If you belong in Hillary Clinton's basket of deplorables you might rate to be a proud member of Joe Biden's dregs of society.
Some say if you wear this shirt when you walk into the Space Force recruiter's office they'll instantly make you a shuttle door gunner...
Represent the Space Force in style and Make Space Great Again with a shirt that's truly out of this world!

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