"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

This shirt is the real deal; a Russian guy put this shirt on and caught fire. the shirt survived. because America. If you still haven't bought the shirt it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

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"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

This shirt is the real deal; a Russian guy put this shirt on and caught fire. the shirt survived. because America. If you still haven't bought the shirt it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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GV
01/30/2020
Gabriel V.
Great

Great

DF
01/15/2020
Dave F.
The coffee takes second place

This is another great shirt and the statement is so true. I think AAF needs to make a shirt that says I have checked my 401K, thank you president TRUMP. Great shirts, great Co.

BB
01/15/2020
Brian B.
I’m loving it

I’m loving it

KG
10/16/2019
Karla G.
love love!!!

good quality ,PROUD TO SUPPORT THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!!! : )

SR
10/01/2019
Scott R.
Awesome

Awesome

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