Proud to be American? Prove it by going twinsies with this one-of-two tshirts that celebrate our nation's founding in 1776.
I bought Shake. My brother bought Bake. As soon as we received our shirts, we opened the box and a bald eagle with a mullet flew out at top speed. We took this as a good omen. As we tried on our new Shake & Bake shirts, we felt the...
I bought Shake for myself, and Bake for my grandson. That little pecker never looked happier in his whole life. When he saw me wearing Shake, and went to change into & Bake, he had been wearing some stupid shirt with a lesbian named Justin Bieber on it. That move...
“Immediately when I put it on I felt like the urine in my bladder was transformed into the water from the Delaware from the exact same night george washington crossed it to wish Merry Christmas to the British.”
America's been putting boots to asses since 1776! Back-to-back World War champs deserve to have the bests shirt on their back.
With free-flying bald eagles everywhere, enough military personnel to blow any world power to smithereens and more freedom than you can shake a stick at, what’s America got to apologize for? Nothing. That’s right—absolutely nothing. You’re American, and you’re better than everyone else. As such, never say sorry for being...
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