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Attention ladies, like the shirt states...."All Lives Matter". This includes the stylist who botched your last tint and perm. I'm afraid the guy checking out in front of you, who STILL hasn't mastered the art of using the supermarket credit card terminal, is also included. Throw in the barista who still can't get your double shot, soy milk, whipped cream, or extra caramel macchiato the way you like it. The only exceptions to the "All Lives Matter" rule are listed at the bottom. Idiots, morons, and ignoramuses are not on the list...sorry.
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Attention ladies, like the shirt states...."All Lives Matter". This includes the stylist who botched your last tint and perm. I'm afraid the guy checking out in front of you, who STILL hasn't mastered the art of using the supermarket credit card terminal, is also included. Throw in the barista who still can't get your double shot, soy milk, whipped cream, or extra caramel macchiato the way you like it. The only exceptions to the "All Lives Matter" rule are listed at the bottom. Idiots, morons, and ignoramuses are not on the list...sorry.
I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever...
You might not have won the lottery but you did wake up in the best country in the world. That's kind of the same thing.
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