$ 28.95
More than George Washington riding a bald eagle eating a nitrate-full hotdog. More than fireworks over a Nascar crash. More than the Statue of Liberty line-dancing to Garth Brooks. More than Abe Lincoln smoking Marlboro Lights outside a Piggly Wiggly. You're American AF!
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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More than George Washington riding a bald eagle eating a nitrate-full hotdog. More than fireworks over a Nascar crash. More than the Statue of Liberty line-dancing to Garth Brooks. More than Abe Lincoln smoking Marlboro Lights outside a Piggly Wiggly. You're American AF!
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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We're all about LGBT pride here in America... You can't go wrong with Liberty, Guns, Beer and Trump!
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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