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When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower.
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When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower.
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Quick quiz...The image on this tank top is.....
A) A grizzled member of the Hells Angels.....
B) A Death Row inmate....
C) The 16th President of the United States of America all inked out.
Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Own a true masterpiece of American History.
Behold: Chesty Puller kicking the absolute shit out of Yeti monsters on Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War!
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