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I wasn't quite sure what this "It's Merican Not Merican't" shirt was trying to say, until I put it on. I've been wearing it for eleven straight days now. I visited The Washington Monument, The Liberty Bell, Mount Rushmore, The Lincoln Memorial, The White House, The Baseball Hall of Fame, Plymouth Rock, The Statue Of Liberty, and The Nixon Library. Then, on the second day I slept in, but the third day was wild.....
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I wasn't quite sure what this "It's Merican Not Merican't" shirt was trying to say, until I put it on. I've been wearing it for eleven straight days now. I visited The Washington Monument, The Liberty Bell, Mount Rushmore, The Lincoln Memorial, The White House, The Baseball Hall of Fame, Plymouth Rock, The Statue Of Liberty, and The Nixon Library. Then, on the second day I slept in, but the third day was wild.....
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% combed ringspun cotton
"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an m1...
Ah, the good ole days -- when everyone wasn't such a pussy. Tap into your nostalgia and your inner Clint Eastwood with this unisex tshirt.
Nothing like a quote from Johnny Cash to wear proudly on the front of your t-shirt. Real words from a real American, and I think he means it.
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
Do you think America’s Founding Fathers were worried about people’s feelings when they wrote the Constitution? No, they were too busy polishing their muskets and fine-tuning the 2nd Amendment. Be like the Founding Fathers. Assert your Freedom with your tshirt.
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
Maybe I wasn't that great in English class and I failed Spanish. But I speak fluent memes.
I'm fluent in two languages: American and movie quotes. I like to let everyone know which languages to speak to me, so I wear this shirt everywhere I go.
She gave you life, now you're protecting hers. Kill a Commie for Mommy, she'll be so proud.
Often confused, the patriotic eagle cousins are not one in the same. This shirt celebrates both of our nation's beautiful beasts -- the American Eagle and the 'Merican Eagle.
Your childhood friend is all grown up and ready for business. Winnie the Pew is ready to strike as needed as a U.S. Marine. Pew Pew!
Protecting Hundred Acre Wood and 'Merica, Winnie the Pew is a perfect soldier in the U.S. Army. Don't mistake his cute for weak, he's fueled of honey and freedom.
It ain't easy being a patriot -- or everyone would do it. It is easy to say you're a patriot -- until it's time to do some real patriot sh*t. It's easy to spot a real patriot when they're wearing this shirt.
Ensure you're getting 100% of the nutrients needed to maintain a whole and balanced 'Merican Diet. It's 100% Communism free and full of Freedom.
Alexander Hamilton is well recognized as a Founding Father and promoter of the US Constitution, but it's his 2nd amendment biceps that really got sh*t done. Check out those Hamilguns on this tshirt. If you hulk out too much, it is available sans-sleeves.
Do you think General Mattis got to where he is today through handouts? No, he got off his @ss and earned it. Nobody owes you a damn thing.
I miss the good old days. When real men like Chesty Puller were our idols. Not whiny liberal, melting snowflake celebrities. It was a better time. Remember the good old days -- when everyone wasn't such a pussy -- with this printed t-shirt.
Ah, the good old days -- when everybody wasn't such a pussy. When everybody wasn't such a melting, whiny snowflake. It was a more magical time and you can relieve it with this General Mattis t-shirt.
Here's the perfect t-shirt for the man or woman who may look like a nice upstanding person on the surface, but deep down lurks the soul of a true a-hole. Why try to hide it. Do your fellow man a service, come right out and say it.
Who can forget the five member group known as NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood), founded by Al Bundy from Married With Children. Get the t-shirt and relive one of the funniest tv shows ever.
A tshirt for when you know your gains are going to be so massive it's unholy. Father please forgive me, for these gains I'm about to receive -- because it's going to be sick.
Before "Make America Great Again" was decided upon, the message on this t-shirt was on the short list of slogans being considered during the early stages of Donald Trump's presidential campaign. Kinda catchy, isn't it?
Those of you who are offended by the message on this t-shirt need to turn the page. I used the asterisk just for U.
Every Goose has its Maverick, and every Maverick has its Goose. The important thing is that you have a wingman. So don’t forget to buy your bro one too.
The only candidate that could possible destroy the Maverick/Goose two party system -- Iceman. We all know he was the coolest character -- pun intended.
Everybody is good at something. If it just so happens that your something is watching people, then why not let everyone know who's the best. Get the t-shirt that says you hold the title. It would be hard to prove wrong.
Hate America? Call the moving company who specializes in one way relocations. What's the hourly charge? No charge. That's right, they'll move anyone who has a problem living in this great country, free of charge. They'll throw in one of these t-shirts as a parting gift.
Mama always told you God made you extra special. Where just a dash of patriotism should have gone, you have a whole heap. It's a happy mistake from above!
You know what you are. You have a few choice words for those loonies too. Let them call you what they want. You're pride for the greatest country in the world isn't something you take lightly. Proudly scream with your shirt choice: I AM AMERICAN!!
There's a lot of names out there, but you don't need to worry about it. You've got the pride of the greatest country in the world to keep you going. You're full of red, white, and blue American pride. Roar from the top of the Rockies: I AM AN AMERICAN!!...
Don't stress yourself out about finding the perfect gift for the patriot in your life. Give them what every blue-blooded American really wants -- FREEDOM. Freedom to choose the tank top or tshirt that depicts their American pride in the most perfect way. Freedom to decide whether they want the...
Let Hillary and her liberal goons know that Deplorable Lives Matter!
If the jolly roger and the American flag had a baby, it would be this darkly patriotic shirt. If you are an American, and you will salute the flag until the day you die, and you represent all that is American-as-f***, then this is your shirt.
This is Sparta! No, this is ‘Merica! No, this is America with the spirit of the Spartans. Now put on your battle shirts, because tonight we dine in hell!
All lives have equal value. Unless you're a stinkin' commie or terrorist. But you get the point. Merica.
"When I opened the package, I was literally in tears. This great country of ours is represented perfectly in this Tank Top. My love for American and now this Tank Top is strong as the Mississippi current. Abraham Lincoln, the most beautiful man to have lived, sportin' Sun Glasses because...
What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from...
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