I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever...
You might not have won the lottery but you did wake up in the best country in the world. That's kind of the same thing.
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