$ 23.95
Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this the most free shirt by getting rid of the oppressive sleeves. DON'T TREAD ON ME, SLEEVES! Now I can practice my second amendment right to bare arms wherever I go. KAPOW! KAPOW! watch out terrorists and liberal hippie types. I got my biceps Theodore Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan and they're a'comin for ya. DANGER ZONE!
Wear this shirt while: snapping into a slim Jim. Alphabetizing your coozie collection. high-fiving a grizzly bear. making out with your girlfriend and her girlfriend and her girlfriend. saluting flags. calling your mom to tell her SHE ROCKS. Winning any competition (If you wear this shirt while losing, it's basically treason), reading the constitution while doing a keg stand. laughing at your bro for that thing he did that time at that place and it was totally hilarious and MORE HIGH FIVES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this the most free shirt by getting rid of the oppressive sleeves. DON'T TREAD ON ME, SLEEVES! Now I can practice my second amendment right to bare arms wherever I go. KAPOW! KAPOW! watch out terrorists and liberal hippie types. I got my biceps Theodore Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan and they're a'comin for ya. DANGER ZONE!
Wear this shirt while: snapping into a slim Jim. Alphabetizing your coozie collection. high-fiving a grizzly bear. making out with your girlfriend and her girlfriend and her girlfriend. saluting flags. calling your mom to tell her SHE ROCKS. Winning any competition (If you wear this shirt while losing, it's basically treason), reading the constitution while doing a keg stand. laughing at your bro for that thing he did that time at that place and it was totally hilarious and MORE HIGH FIVES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
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