"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

This shirt is the real deal; a Russian guy put this shirt on and caught fire. the shirt survived. because America. If you still haven't bought the shirt it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

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"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

This shirt is the real deal; a Russian guy put this shirt on and caught fire. the shirt survived. because America. If you still haven't bought the shirt it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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03/25/2020
Serri D.
Love it!!

Love it!!

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06/29/2018
Isabella v.
Awesome shirt

The size fit perfect, and it was great quality! I would definitely buy a shirt from AAF again.

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05/14/2018
Richard A.
Love it!

Love it!

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03/22/2018
Helen M.
Love my T-shirt and my President!

I got my T-shirt really quick, and love the color and quality. I’m proud to wear an American made product supporting my president Trump.

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03/21/2018
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