"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

This shirt is the real deal; a Russian guy put this shirt on and caught fire. the shirt survived. because America. If you still haven't bought the shirt it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

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"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.

This shirt is the real deal; a Russian guy put this shirt on and caught fire. the shirt survived. because America. If you still haven't bought the shirt it's because you lack testicular fortitude."

  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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AC
03/29/2020
Arron C.
Awesome shirt, amazing company with

Awesome shirt, amazing company with amazing customer service

KH
02/14/2020
Keith H.
:pray::skin-tone-3:

:pray::skin-tone-3:

JR
01/20/2020
Jesse R.
Love it

Absolutely fuckn awesome, love these tees.... most definitely be purchasing more to come

GJ
01/20/2020
Gabriel J.
Slicker'nShit!

Quite a few dirty looks, and more smiles. Nobody knows quite how to take it.

DH
09/04/2019
Dakota H.
It's awesome the shirt wears

It's awesome the shirt wears really good

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