In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon, the Declaration of Independence. As applicable as it was to Great Britain back in 1776, it's powerful message reverberates in the futuristic land. Confused by the concept of freedom, one of the guards yells as he pounces onto Jefferson, who welcomes the advance with a punch squarely to the beast's face. America.

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  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA

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  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print
  • Lightweight Performance Material

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In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon, the Declaration of Independence. As applicable as it was to Great Britain back in 1776, it's powerful message reverberates in the futuristic land. Confused by the concept of freedom, one of the guards yells as he pounces onto Jefferson, who welcomes the advance with a punch squarely to the beast's face. America.

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JB
09/14/2018
Jamie B.
I love it its amazing

I love it its amazing

C
01/29/2018
Chris
America

I feel so aMerican right now.. my nipples are leaking out apple pie

MR
07/22/2017
Matt R.
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SW
07/30/2016
Shannon W.
T J vs gorillas...best tank ever!

Love the Thomas Jefferson vs gorilla tank! Great quality material. Patriotic as ****!

AT
07/23/2016
Austin T.
So awesome

I love it, I'd buy more if they weren't so expensive.

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