"Before I ordered this shirt, I benched 225. Now, I can lift the souls of millions of oppressed peoples across the globe, bringing the almighty American might of the Bald Eagle to every foreign man, woman, and child. Makes me want to sling an M-60 across my back and liberate a third-world village from their ignorance of Ronald Reagan and CCR. 10/10 would sacrifice hard-earned capitalist American dollars for again."
