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'Merican History

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A true-to-life depiction of the day George Washington crossed the Delaware. This shirt includes the stuff history books forgot -- bald eagles with freakin' laser beams for eyes.
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When the whole "Honest Abe" thing isn't working, President Lincoln has something else up his sleeve. Check it out on this tank top.
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What did President Reagan do after leaving politics? He picked up a few hobbies like the one featured on this tank top. It's amazing the fun you can have when imaging the overgrowth of weeds in your yard is a an invading Communist Army.
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You may lift, bro. But you'll never be Ronald Reagan in a tank top holding a bald eagle wearing a fedora buff.
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This is the must have gift for this Holiday Season. The image of Honest Abe giving the thumbs up is classic. It doesn't matter if you're familiar with the movie "Top Gun" or not. This is the funniest, most unique image, ever printed on a t-shirt.
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I knew I felt something special when I ordered this shirt. When I put it on, my wife suddenly recovered from her nightly “headache”. I finally fixed my rusty old jeep, and then found a $100 bill in the glovebox. When I went to work, the copier worked perfectly, there...
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You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica!
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When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower.
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‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem.
The most swole US President, Liftin' B. Johnson. Available in sleeveless if your biceps can't be contained, just like Johnson's.
The history books may not give George Washington props for it, but the first prez was swole AF. Factor in that whole cherry tree incident, and this founding father was the OG of the Woodsman Workout too.
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
Drugs never stood a chance after Ronald Reagan declared a war on them in 1982. Ragin' Reagan set his target on America's biggest enemy and flexed his presidential power to make certain every young American declared, "Just say no!" But you can just say yes, to wearing this shirt. To...
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Old George was the OG that BREXIT’D before it was cool. All you other haters are just imitators. Movers and players without any booty shakers. Let’s hear it for America!
Teddy Roosevelt was a man’s man. Not only did he rock one of the smoothest, most confident mustaches known to mankind, but he was a well-known outdoorsman, frequently skinny-dipped in the Potomac River while in office and was nearly blind in one eye, due to an injury obtained in a...
"This shirt came out of the box and I was immediately 200% more 'Murica! After 14 years in the Army I thought I was pretty patriotic, but I immediately got a freedom erection (Freerection) which- no lie- became an Army Ranger and hunted down a terrorist cell all on its...
Do you routinely list “protein” as a job qualification on your résumé? Does the thought of tomorrow’s “leg day” keep you awake at night? And lastly, do yoga pants make you wildly randy? If you answered in the affirmative to any of these, odds are high that you not only...
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Abraham Lincoln was the O.G. of O.G.'s. Before "Black Lives Matter", he dropped, "The Emancipation Proclamation". Get yourself the shirt featuring Abe....A man way ahead of his time.
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More than 240 years have passed since we sent those sissy brits running back to their motherland. And, like our forefathers before us, we are still too cool for british rule. We are the makers of tennessee whiskey, Chuck Norris, and barbecue sauce. Represent!
American greatness is made up of brave men like George Washington, ingenious weapons engineering, and impossible dreams that become inevitable realities. You’ll see. Those eagles with laser-beams shooting out of their eyes will be so much more than a silly metaphor in the not-so-distant future.
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Own a true masterpiece of American History. Behold:   Chesty Puller kicking the absolute shit out of Yeti monsters on Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War! 18x24" 100lb, HIGH QUALITY PRINT
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