"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
George Washington knew you couldn't make something great if it didn't exist to begin with. Smart guy.
"The moment I opened the package and slipped this badass shirt over my Pure bred American body, I instantly felt like a new man. My arms became bigger, my chest swelled out and my genitals tripled in size. As I stood there in front of my mirror with my AR15...
Before America could be 100% free, George Washington had to separate the states from Great Britain and rid the countryside of zombies. It's a tale that so few have heard, but I can now proudly launch into the story every time someone asks me about this shirt. I love to...
The history books may not give George Washington props for it, but the first prez was swole AF. Factor in that whole cherry tree incident, and this founding father was the OG of the Woodsman Workout too.
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
100% Polyester
Single Sided Print
Metal Grommets, Ready to Hang
Lightweight - perfect for wall hanging
Not made for the outdoors
A long time ago in a colony far, far away George Washington used to bulls eye redcoats on horseback.
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