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147 reviews
"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
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The sun on the 4th of July will be bright -- be prepared. Patriotic flag sunglasses will shield you from UV and celebrate the US. Merica. American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses 100% UVA & UVB Protection Polycarbonate Lenses Non-polarized Adult size  
471 reviews
  I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...
11 reviews
"Lets just say that after putting this mask on I was taken back in time, and watched, as Paul Revere made his midnight ride to warn that the redcoats were coming. And also saw Fort McHenry bombed to pieces and saw Francis Scott Key as he was busy writing our...
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US Flag 3x5 ft Embroidered Stars Sewn Stripes Brass Grommets UV Protection HEAVYWEIGHT 300D Polyester specially treated to dry fast. It will withstand the wear and tear of harsh weather conditions outdoors, keeping its colors vibrant for life!
This Light Weight Unisex Fanny Pack Is Water Resistant And Contains 3 Separate Zippered Compartments That Make It Easy To Hold Your Essentials From A Cell Phone To A Small Water Bottle. Hands-Free Fashion At It's Best! Please Note The Artwork & Fanny Pack Are Only Blacklight Reactive & Will...
Size Dimension: 60" x 54" x 33" With 2 handles With 1 cup holder Supports up to 250 lbs
HUGE SIZE: The tube is a great value measuring at 45 inches wide - ideal for swimmers of all sizes and rated at 500+ pounds PREMIUM MATERIALS: Made of premium UV treated raft grade vinyl 25% thicker than the competition so you can enjoy a day at the pool, beach,...
Every time I see a bald eagle, I dream of riding its powerful wings off into the American sunset. The patriotic bald eagle pool float lets me have that same feeling. It's going to be a great summer. 12.2" x 10" x 4"

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