ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
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100% Polyester, With Quick Snap Buckle Fits All Standard Size Beer And Soda Cans, Including Bottles Adjustable Belt For Up To 40" Waist
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  I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...
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"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition • Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.• 24...
 This pandemic not over yet? The good news is there is still a fun way to mess with your friends and/or family and/or boss and/or anyone else who needs to add a little spice to their life. That's why we are re-launching the Government Stimulus Box - Round 2!We are...
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Looking for the Valentine version? Go here => LINK   Organic Chocolate penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop...
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Organic Chocolate 8===) for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, and a perfect Valentines day gift for her or him!The original and absolute best chocolate 8===) novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.Originally developed as a way...
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