ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

147 reviews
"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
The Trump Pool Float is perfect for swimming in all the warm, salty snowflake tears this summer! Made of the highest vinyl quality 30mm PVC material This Trump float is 42 inches GET MORE MAGA GEAR THIS WAY ==>
The Keep America Great Trump Pool Float is perfect for swimming in all the warm, salty snowflake tears this summer! GREAT SIZE FOR KIDS AND ADULTS - Approx 42" Deflated Size of Ring Tube. GET MORE MAGA GEAR THIS WAY ==>
9 reviews
100% Polyester, With Quick Snap Buckle Fits All Standard Size Beer And Soda Cans, Including Bottles Adjustable Belt For Up To 40" Waist
13 reviews
Adjustable snapback baseball hat with two-tone snaps, just like Thomas Jefferson envisioned 3D raised embroidery on front, 13 stars across the back Flag dyed across top and bottom of brim, that men of the earth and eagles of the heavens alike may partake in its glory "Land of the Free"...
1 review
Party like a patriot with one handed operation. Creates a vortex pour for smooth and fast delivery that even George Washington would respect.  Holds up to 60oz of independence juice. The perfect party accessory to celebrate America on boat, at a bbq or during a parade.   Sits proudly upright...
12 reviews
The sun on the 4th of July will be bright -- be prepared. Patriotic flag sunglasses will shield you from UV and celebrate the US. Merica. American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses 100% UVA & UVB Protection Polycarbonate Lenses Non-polarized Adult size  
465 reviews
  I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...
11 reviews
"Lets just say that after putting this mask on I was taken back in time, and watched, as Paul Revere made his midnight ride to warn that the redcoats were coming. And also saw Fort McHenry bombed to pieces and saw Francis Scott Key as he was busy writing our...

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