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"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
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Now you can MAGA in comfort and style! Make onesies great again!
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100% Polyester, With Quick Snap Buckle Fits All Standard Size Beer And Soda Cans, Including Bottles Adjustable Belt For Up To 40" Waist
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  I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...
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"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition • Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.• 24...
 This pandemic not over yet? The good news is there is still a fun way to mess with your friends and/or family and/or boss and/or anyone else who needs to add a little spice to their life. That's why we are re-launching the Government Stimulus Box - Round 2!We are...
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Card and tits sent anonymously for your own safety. Make sure to enter the recipient's name and address on the shipping screen during checkout, not yours.
Chocolate Gifts need a makeover in 2021. There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this Chocolate Buttholes gift ventures to the depths of the human body to uncover what lurks beneath. Detail-oriented, delicious tasting, and a wow factor...
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