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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
" When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it...
You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica! Also check out > Chesty Frozen  Zoom Tank/Tee Also check out > Chesty Frozen  Zoom2 Tank/Tee Also check out > Chesty Frozen Chosin' Blanket...
"Upon opening the package I received a sense of patriotic pride that overwhelmed me with a sense of truth to the awe-inspiring historical significance that this gun toting, bear riding, Emancipation Proclamation writing, American represented to all who are free!!!" Also check out > The Emancipator Zoom Tank/Tee Also check out >...
Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
Check out the image on this tank top. Is it the 4th of July showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Is it the Rolling Stones US Tour Logo? Is it Monica Lewinsky just after leaving the Oral (oops, I mean) Oval Office? Also check out > Flag Lips Tote...
Cursed for causing small children to choke and adults to feel intense pain when stepped on, American legos have done away with their earthly existence, making lego independence day more of an intergalactic affair. Fortunately, they decided to take the American flag with them on their journey: “That’s one small...
Puns—without them, how else would English majors have any sense of self-worth? No matter what you studied in school, the complexity of your vocabulary or your ability to keep up with fast-firing wordplay, there’s one patriotic pun that takes the cake: “May the 4th be with you.” Think about it—few...
"Eagle flying over Mt Rushmore holding a shotgun, shooting lasers out of its eyes, wearing an uncle Sam top hat with flames coming from behind their heads with lasers coming out of their eyes and old Glory flying high above it all... Greatest shirt ever made! I didn't think I...
Need a new work-out shirt? We've got just the inspiration for you. It's sleeveless, because let's be honest, your guns can't be contained while getting swole. You've got a classic man versus beast image, perfectly encapsulating your man versus metal mentality while lifting poundage. Nixon battling a saber-tooth tiger in...
How do you take your Ronald Reagan? At The White House? Perhaps inside Air Force One? Both are appealing, but we’ll do you one better—how about Reagan on the moon? No spacecraft, no spacesuit, no oxygen—no problem. The dude was a Hollywood actor before hitting The Oval Office—as such, he...
Regan doubled as an undercover president to get the message across, "Don't mess with America!" Driving around in his classic American-made Mustang, the president planted bombs to get masses of bad guys. He shot through the front windshield, because it takes too long to stick your gun out the window,...
"I used to be a lactose intolerant vegan on a gluten free diet, just like many of you. I spent my days at my parents house, writing on my blog about how Hillary would be the best choice for president. Then I stumbled across this tank top and my life...
"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed...
Slip on this Statue of Liberty tank top and you'll be attracting all the tired, poor, and huddled masses you can handle -- all summer long! No need to fight the tourist crowds when you can hang with Lady Liberty on your very own chest.
This shirt has the most believable fictitious image you will ever see. "Teddy Roosevelt VS Bigfoot"...I can see it. C'mon, the man would take on former pro boxers while he was in the White House. One encounter left him nearly blind in one eye! He scaled The Matterhorn, a 15,000...
Check out this tank top featuring a gung ho, bitch ass, bastard, bad boy, bat outta hell Teddy Roosevelt. From what I hear, this is not an artist’s interpretation, but an actual painting, created from three eyewitness accounts who were there. This is a close-up shot of a much bigger...
Strong she is, Lady Liberty. Combine your love for the two best things in the Universe -- Star Wars and America -- with this patriotic space tank top. You'll be able to easily maneuver your light saber as a "Defender of Peace" in this sleeveless number.
" Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes,...
In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
"A tank top that lets people know you hate terrorists and love freedom across the universe. First one I got was slightly messed up, but excellent customer service had a new one flown out my way in the talons of a eagle that screeched the national anthem, which only adds...
" This shirt is the reason the constitution was written. Now that I have it, the flag waves more gallantly, the stars in the evening sky are brighter, and eagles fly faster than before. Once I laid eyes on this shirt, it was obvious that mother freedom would backhand the...
When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower. Also check out > Chesty Frozen Tank/Tee Also check out...
‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem. Also check out > Chesty Frozen Tank/Tee Also...
The tank top that features the Patriot of all Patriots. Wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is more Patriot than Tom Brady could ever dream of being. Holding the American Flag, flashing the thumbs up, and smiling (I guess) for his throngs of fans.
Cheap labor, knock-off handbags and political corruption—it’s the world’s trash, and it’s exactly the the kind of thing Capitol Eagle keeps from crossing into American territory! And don’t try any funny business—perched atop Capitol Hill, Capitol Eagle sees your every move …
If you’re going to American as F***, you might as well be American Psycho as F***. Because when that liberty juice hits the veins, there’s no turning back.
"This shirt not only gives you Holy Power but it gives you the strength and courage as a True kickass American wherever you go, be it Walmart or the Ghettos people will stand up with tears in their eyes and say " I love the USA!!"
Move over, Aristocats—there’s a new pussycat posse in town. Sure, they love playing with balls of yarn, climbing kitchen curtains and ignoring humans, but more than anything, they’re about the very thing that makes America great—freedom. Without the power to make it happen, how else would they make a name...
For most middle-aged men with hairlines retreating faster than the French army, feelings of shame, despair and anguish begin to set in. Fortunately, as America’s official emblem, the bald eagle summons emotions of a more confident, stalwart nature. Yes, the head of a bald eagle looks like a cue ball,...
Shockingly, most of the world’s inhabitants believe pizza originates from parts of Central and Southern Italy. To put this in perspective, however, those same people are also afraid of North Korea and Kim Jong-un’s haircut—see what we’re getting at, here? Breathe easy, faithful patriots—pizza is as American as baseball, apple...
Brain freezes, sticky fingers and sugar rushes aside, growing up, nothing was more American than chowing down on a few Rocket Pops. Years later, no matter if your biceps look Hulk Hogan’s or a pair of popsicle sticks, this tank top is for you.
Check out Rambo on this sweet shirt. In the midst of a battle, bloodied and beaten, Rambo can take time to acknowledge Merica. Either that or he's firing an imaginary M2 Browning Machine Gun.
Serving as America’s national bird, the bald eagle has already done more than enough to earn the respect of patriots everywhere. Following in Neil Armstrong’s steps, however, the bird will soar to new heights, checking intergalactic travel off of its to-do list. So, if muscular enough to show off your...
This is the must have gift for this Holiday Season. The image of Honest Abe giving the thumbs up is classic. It doesn't matter if you're familiar with the movie or not. This is the funniest, most unique image, ever printed on a t-shirt.
This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft. This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
Just as any American boy must kiss a woman to truly become a man, so too must a kitten suit up for space exploration to become a full-grown cat. Pay your respects to our furry feline friends with this one-of-a-kind tank top—cat dander not included …
Who knew exploring new worlds could be so adorable? Puppy astronaut is the American hero we've all been hoping for. He deserves a treat and a belly rub after all that probing. Such a good boy!
Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because...
By the power of Ronald Reagan, I deem this shirt American as F***. I haven’t taken this badass ‘Merica tank off since the day I got it. Right out of the package, I felt a surge of Velociraptor fierceness, grabbed my machine gun, and took Raegan out for some shoots...
I knew I felt something special when I ordered this shirt. When I put it on, my wife suddenly recovered from her nightly “headache”. I finally fixed my rusty old jeep, and then found a $100 bill in the glovebox. When I went to work, the copier worked perfectly, there...
A lightcycle, the preferred mode of transportation for the Patriot on a mission. The British would have turned back at the mere sight of Paul Revere screaming up and down the New England Coast. Although, he's fully decked out in the skin tight riding leathers, with matching boots and gloves,...
What a sweet looking tank top. A lightcycle, the preferred mode of transportation for the Patriot on a mission. The British would have turned back at the mere sight of Paul Revere screaming up and down the New England Coast. He may want to consider trading in that lantern for...
They say Ben Franklin didn't rest while he tried to prove lightning and electricity were related. What he was actually doing was battling Zeus in the name of America. Zeus was upset at our newfound freedom; if people couldn't control other people then it was only a matter of time...
It's a myth that Ben Franklin flew a kite during a lighting storm, that's the pansy version of what really happened. Franklin used the kite as a jet pack while protecting America from all the haters. He built himself wolverine-style spikes in his hands (he was inventor after all) that...
" The moment I opened the package and slipped this badass shirt over my Pure bred American body, I instantly felt like a new man. My arms became bigger, my chest swelled out and my genitals tripled in size. As I stood there in front of my mirror with my...
Before America could be 100% free, George Washington had to separate the states from Great Britain and rid the countryside of zombies. It's a tale that so few have heard, but I can now proudly launch into the story every time someone asks me about this shirt. I love to...
Quick quiz....What was the name of Rex Kwon Do's wife, in the movie Napolean Dynamite?.......He got to go home to Starla....Remember? Get this shirt and be ready to relive every quote from this classic film.
"When I wear my Chuck Norris shirt I am representing what America is all about. Straight bad assery. Women can't stop touching me, people buy me rounds of beers and cars get out of my way...why...because they know that I am a quality man...one that is American As F*ck. One...
"I've been looking into self defense classes and concealed carry courses for years now but thanks to this shirt I no longer require them. Thanks to Chuck on the front, people actually give me their lunch money and thank me for it. I've yet to test if it's bulletproof, but...
The official mascot of freedom wants you to proudly display those rock hard guns. Superimposed over old glory, this eagle is serious- serious about freedom and gun shows. The hardcore detailing makes it look like the eagle is real. He's real ready to strike at non-gun flaunting, freedom haters.
Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
Sources tell us that numerous countries are using this tank top as a motivational tool for their athletes. Walk into the Olympic Training Center in Iceland, Peru, or Trinidad/Tobago (wherever that is). It looks like an Annual Convention of the Michael Phelps Fan Club. USA....setting the example for excellence around...
Is there anything cuter than patriotic puppies? These All-American pooches will ensure you get picked first for the 4th of July kickball tournament. Order yours now for the holiday bark-b-que.
What’s more American than General “Mad Dog” Mattis standing before the stars and stripes? That image on a muscle shirt, preferably worn with cut-off jeans at your next shotgun wedding.
Wear this sweet tank, and feel the power of Chesty. When you walk out the door, bald eagles will soar down before your eyes. When you hit the gym, you’ll throw down an epic f**ing chest day, leaving the peons to revel in your glory. And when you hit the...
When the weight of 28 Olympic medals around your neck, American heroes like Michael Phelps can't be bothered to deal with your sh*t. Leave this American treasure alone or the honorary bald eagle will show you what's up. Take the lesson from Phelps, pull on this tank top, pull up...
If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
This is what Clint Eastwood would look like after serving a 25 year stretch in Folsum Prison. Get the t-shirt featuring a tatted out, prison hardened Clint. An OG for sure. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Eastwood Premium Tee Also check out > INKED - Eastwood Poster...
America's hero. Never forget. Harambe may no longer be with us, but Harambo won't go out like that.
The original mastermind of business cards and brutal murder is well represented in the Inked American Psycho printed tank. Order today and be swinging sleeves free in the spring. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - American Psycho Poster
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? This tank top is something I need. Sing along to the '90s icon on this Inked Biggie tank. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Biggie Poster
This tank top featuring Samuel L Jackson's character Jules from Pulp Fiction is wicked. Only a true OG can look menacing while holding a tasty Big Kahuna burger. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Jules Poster
You might not be as cool as Bill Murray, but this parody shirt will get you close. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Murray Premium Tee Also check out > INKED - Murray Poster
A tatted out, inked up Jack Nicholson is featured on this tank top. He's got a menacing look nobody would want to f with. Enough said. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Nicholson Poster
This shirt won’t give you superpowers. It won’t make you rich. And it won’t give you hope. But it will tell everyone that you are one bad motherf***er, because The Punisher doesn’t need any of these things to solve a problem. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED...
2017's first big blockbuster -- the FedUp. Featuring a FedEx guy from Iowa, a hero without a need for a cape. He's extinguishing disrespect for the USA one flag burner at a time.
Saul looks right at home tatted out. Check out this tank top featuring the crooked lawyer all inked out. "Better Call Saul" Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Saul Poster
Haters gonna hate!  5 superbowls down and more to go...
Here's Johnny! Yet another tank top that features the image of a Jack Nicholson character. He looks like he just got paroled from Folsum. Add some ink, and this image looks even more menacing. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Shining Poster
This image shows what Zack from "Saved By The Bell" dreams about when he's sleeping. It also happens to be what Chuck Norris dreams about as well. Available with sleeves or without of course.
Most of our inked tank top images have been embellished a bit. This one of Danny Trejo went straight from image to shirt. No Photoshop necessary. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Trejo Poster
Christopher Walken, the only pasty white, gray haired senior citizen you'd never want to f with. Look at the image on this tank top. Would you? Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Walken Poster
Crush your enemies. “If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!!” This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, mother f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded.  When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll be with Mattis!
Some people where their heart on their sleeves, but now you can wear your American Pyscho on your chest -- without anything on your sleeves. No need to hide it, we're all pyscho AF in America. Be proud.
A hot girl who get the first rule of Fight Club. She might not talk about it, but she loves it. And now you can live it too with this custom dye shirt. Sleeveless preferred for fighting. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Fight Club Girl...
Jay and Silent Bob are back, and they’ve got some sick ink. This AAF shirt celebrates America’s favorite hetero life-partners by giving them tats that say exactly what’s up: sex and drugs. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Jay & Bob Poster
When the whole "Honest Abe" thing isn't working, President Lincoln has something else up his sleeve. Check it out on this tank top.
Jesus is DTF, are you? Show that you're down to forgive in this colorful, all-over dyed sleeveless top.
An image of the late "Grunge King" is immortalized on this tank top. Kurt Cobain with the inked image from Nirvana's album, looks like it was meant to be there. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Kurt Cobain Poster
You may lift, bro. But you'll never be Ronald Reagan in a tank top holding a bald eagle wearing a fedora buff.
What did President Reagan do after leaving politics? He picked up a few hobbies like the one featured on this tank top. It's amazing the fun you can have when imaging the overgrowth of weeds in your yard is a an invading Communist Army.
This is 'Merica. Where we wave that medal flag pole without fear of a lighting strike -- because Old Glory is too magical. If lighting tries to strike you, shoot it with your 2nd amendment-supported rifle. 'Merica!
Something tells me that if Johnny Cash had inked himself out, this image wouldn't be too far off. Check out the detail on this tank top. Walk the line and get yourself one! Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED -  Johnny Cash Premium Tee Also check out...
A true-to-life depiction of the day George Washington crossed the Delaware. This shirt includes the stuff history books forgot -- bald eagles with freakin' laser beams for eyes. Also check out > Crossing Delaware Blanket Also check out > Crossing Delaware Flag
In the fight versus fake news, Trump doesn't hold back. He's going to use all resources available -- even freakin' lazer beams. The truth will prevail.   Also check out > Trump VS Fake News - Blanket
This tank top features blond bombshell Marilyn Monroe all inked up and looking as good as ever. Check out the message on her neck....classic. Only on AAFNation.com. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Marilyn Monroe Poster
This year's 4th of July outfit is going to be epic because it combines all your favorite things. Celebrating your 2nd Amendment rights to "bare" arms, sweet-and-cold red, white, and blue popiscle treats, and a whole heap of patriotism. This sleeveless tank has it all. Also check out > The...
Merica's hero -- Abe the Champ is here to free the slaves and unite a divided nation. He doesn't want a penny for your thoughts, he's here to fight for freedom. Also check out > Abe the Champ Blanket
Breaking Bad's Heisenberg is seen here answering the door for some Halloween trick or treaters. The tank top sure to turn some heads. Just one of the inked characters featured on AAFnation.com. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Passion Crystal Poster
Like a needle in a haystack, you probably never thought you'd find the tank top of your dreams. This magical sleeveless number will deliver you right into the Unicorn States of America. Red, white, and blue unicorn patriots dance across this blue tank.
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era. Also check out > Teddy T-Rex - Blanket
This item has General Mattis' on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the...
Maybe you think Star Lord and Baby Groot are super cute? But they are also totally BA. The inked versions will make you want to crank up that cassette, pull on your headphones, and guard the galaxy. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > Star Lord & Baby...
Descending down upon this great country, bald eagle and automatic weapon in tow, Trump Warshington is here to put America first again. Tissue to wipe away happy tears is not included with this shirt. Also check out > Trump's America First Flag
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era. Also check out > Teddy T Rex - Blanket
It's going to be a great summer. The best summer ever. No summer has even been as good as this one. You'll want to get your tank soon, it's going to be huge. Huge.
George Washington knew you couldn't make something great if it didn't exist to begin with. Smart guy.
Also check out > Trump Crossing Delaware Blanket Also check out > Trump Crossing Delaware Flag Also check out > Trump Crossing Delaware Poster
A long time ago in a colony far, far away George Washington used to bullseye redcoats on horseback.
  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Bubbles Poster
A long time ago in a colony far, far away George Washington used to bullseye redcoats on horseback.
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