ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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Merica's hero -- Abe the Champ is here to free the slaves and unite a divided nation. He doesn't want a penny for your thoughts, he's here to fight for freedom.
You may lift, bro. But you'll never be Ronald Reagan in a tank top holding a bald eagle wearing a fedora buff.
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We sleep safe in our beds because the founding fathers stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. Click here for cotton T-shirts and other gear
Cursed for causing small children to choke and adults to feel intense pain when stepped on, American legos have done away with their earthly existence, making lego independence day more of an intergalactic affair. Fortunately, they decided to take the American flag with them on their journey: “That’s one small...
In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
Sean Spicer, staunch supporter of the HIS first amendment right to freedom of speech. As for the rest of us, read the message on this tank top.  
Shockingly, most of the world’s inhabitants believe pizza originates from parts of Central and Southern Italy. To put this in perspective, however, those same people are also afraid of North Korea and Kim Jong-un’s haircut—see what we’re getting at, here? Breathe easy, faithful patriots—pizza is as American as baseball, apple...
"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed...

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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