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‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem. CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER...
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The biggest conspiracy from the 1960s isn't if we put a man on the moon, it's JFK's set-up assassination. He knew NASA was on its way to the moon, and he wanted to be there. Although JFK was a great president in his short tenure, he had a higher calling:...
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"The moment I opened the package and slipped this badass shirt over my Pure bred American body, I instantly felt like a new man. My arms became bigger, my chest swelled out and my genitals tripled in size. As I stood there in front of my mirror with my AR15...
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Before America could be 100% free, George Washington had to separate the states from Great Britain and rid the countryside of zombies. It's a tale that so few have heard, but I can now proudly launch into the story every time someone asks me about this shirt. I love to...
In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
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