Let's put this long-running controversy to rest. Die Hard IS a Christmas Movie! 100%. Not debatable -- because now it's on this long-sleeved shirt. Just point at it anytime anyone agrees.
Forget Merry Christmas. Forget Happy Holidays. Nevermind Feliz Navidad. Sh*tter was Full is the greeting of the season.
When you pull up to your in-laws' house this Christmas Vacation, forgo the niceties. Sh*tter was full is how you really greet the ones you love -- or loathe. Either way -- it's the way to go.
When you just don't get a fook, McGregor knows what to say. Merry Fookin' Christmas to absolutely nobody!
You don't live by traditional rules. Your spaghetti is laced with candy and syrup. You aren't afraid of a little cheer. You're the real thing. Elf life. #elflife
Fulfill your '90s kid fantasy. Kelly Kapowski is all ready for Christmas -- Santa hat and all.
During the holidays, my survival depends on my skill set. I drink and I know things. It's what I do.
It's the holiday season. That means it's time to turn that resting bitch face into resting Grinch face.
Winter is coming. Be prepared with a wolf and the rulers of the North, House Stark. Long sleeves will keep you warm. Direwolf will keep you safe from White Walkers.
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