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The universe's greatest Saint Patrick's Day t-shirts!
This shirt celebrates the merger of Irish Spring and Tidy Cat. It may smell better, but you still need to watch where you step. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.  
It's always good to be prepared. The General has a strategic plan for your St. Patrick's Day: A plan to drink every beer you see. It's foolproof. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
Once a Marine, always a Marine -- even on St. Patrick's Day! I might get so drunk I have to crawl home, but I'll crawl like a Marine. I better start practicing my Chesty Crawl now! We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
St. Patrick's Day is coming soon. Let's Get Drunk, howbow dah? Cash me outside with a green beer and a shamrock shirt. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
Speak for those who can't speak for themselves -- the drunk. Just because they slur their words and lean a bit to the left doesn't mean they aren't equal. Drunk lives matter! Stand up for drunks on their national holiday, St. Patrick's Day! We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s...
The Saint Patrick's Day shirt that says you came from a place harder than Compton. A place that's much tougher to survive on a daily basis. That place is sobriety, and tonight you're going to steer the wagon "Straight Outta Sobriety." You may want to take a few steps back....
It might be true, as some have said, that everyone is Irish on March 17. What's definitely true is that everyone is drunk on March 17. So pucker up all ready, I need a kiss!! We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
You can Netflix and chill any of the other 51 weekends of the year. It's St. Patrick's Day, the holiest of hammered holidays. Leave your bae at home and go out and get drunk! We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
This is the ultimate St Patrick's Day shirt. Three simple words are all you need on this night. "Drink Up Bitches", then try this one on for size...."I named my pee-pee 'Guinness'. Ye can see 'e's 'angin' out. And when 'e saw ye with 'is eye 'he went from pale...
Very few know that mixing the elements Beryllium (Be) with Erbium (Er) will result in a volatile concoction (BeEr), that requires close monitoring when consumed. Side effects include calling an ex at 3AM, challenging people to punch you in the stomach, and excessive use of the phrase, “I Love You,...
Here is an offering for the true Irishman. It's Liam Neeson's latest EKG test results. Why put it on a shirt? I'm not sure, but it seems to work. Enjoy. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
"Get the shirt that proclaims your pride in being an Irishman, and a drunk one at that. Quick joke for you drunk m'fers....Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?" Billy says, "In the car."...
Who else see the leprechaun? Say yeah! Or it could be a crackhead. Either way, Mobile, AL and the rest of the world will never forget. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
"Straight Outta Ireland". The shirt that says your proud of your Irish heritage. Quick joke.....What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.
The one day a year it's a good idea to drink something green. The one day a year your family won't call your drinking habit "problematic." St. Patrick's Day, the one day a year you're not just "drunk as f*ck," you're Irish. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day...
Finally! A team activity where you won't be picked last. Your high school gym class kickball team didn't appreciate you, but the St. Patrick's Day drinking team does. Here's where your green beer drinking skills can really shine. Cheers! We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after...
Gingers—never has a group of people been so undeservingly oppressed. Without souls, feelings and a firm grasp of their temperament, it was only a matter of time before society provided them with a swift kick to the proverbial crotch. There is an out, though—if you’re Irish, can fake an Irish...
The color green seems to be a central theme the day after St Patrick's Day as well. I remember last year I expelled everything I had consumed,and low and behold it kept its greenish hue. I reached in one pocket to find I was out of green, spent frivolously the...
While the chill of early spring may still be around on St. Patrick's Day, there's always four guys guaranteed to keep you warm. St. Patrick may have driven out some snakes, but Jack, Jim, Johnny, and Jameson are the real Irishmen of the holiday. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint...
 Let the shamrock light set brighten up your day!
St. Patrick's Day Light up Glasses Giant Bow Tie Award Ribbon Pin Mini Hat Headband Horn on a Chain!!!
Sham-rock and roll! 48" x 7" Polyester Fiber  
Get Green Glitz 'N Gleam and be Elegant Drunk!
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