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Ladies....does looking at the Washington Monument make you long for someone to ring your Liberty Bell? Will the mere though of Mount Rushmore, make you fantacise about meeting a stranger named Rushmore? Would you consider dating Uncle Sam if he wasn't a fictional character? Have you ever dressed up like...
I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever...
Ladies, show your true patriotism with these American Flag vertical striped leggings!  Thick elastic band — doesn't slip. Warm — Keeps the cold out. Stretchy & Super Flexible. 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex. High Quality - Made in the USA.  
Ladies, show your true patriotism with these American Flag horizontal striped leggings! Thick elastic band — doesn't slip. Warm — Keeps the cold out. Stretchy & Super Flexible. 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex. High Quality - Made in the USA.
You'll be seeing stars this 4th of July in these blue fade star-studded leggings. The red-banded ankles ensure these comfy leggings are both patriotic and stylish. Thick elastic band — doesn't slip. Warm — Keeps the cold out. Stretchy & Super Flexible. 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex. High Quality - Made...
The only red, white, and blue popsicles that won't melt on the Fourth of July. Thick elastic band — doesn't slip. Warm — Keeps the cold out. Stretchy & Super Flexible. 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex. High Quality - Made in the USA.
American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses 100% UVA & UVB Protection Polycarbonate Lenses Non-polarized  
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FREE SHIPPING! We compared a dozen eagle masks from around the world...  This is the best one in terms of quality and ability to see out of it.   Your freedom will increase by 1776% IMMEDIATELY after wearing this thing!
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The best accessory on the planet for the summer!
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The only thing more glorious than President Donald Trump's hair is this tank top. Your personal guns will send the "You're Fired" message loud and clear in this number,
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Celebrate founding father George Washington in the role he was always meant to play, cyborg eagle trainer. This tank top depicts the sci-fi movie we all wish would be coming soon to a theater near you, an action-packed patriotic thriller that tells the real story of how George Washington tackled...
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Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
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Sean Spicer, staunch supporter of the HIS first amendment right to freedom of speech. As for the rest of us, read the message on this tank top.
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This year's 4th of July outfit is going to be epic because it combines all your favorite things. Celebrating your 2nd Amendment rights to "bare" arms, sweet-and-cold red, white, and blue popiscle treats, and a whole heap of patriotism. This sleeveless tank has it all.
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You don't get any more American than this shirt. American flag? Check. National landmark featuring four of our greatest leaders? Check. A bald eagle carrying a rifle and shooting lasers out of his eyes? A patriotic check! If only the lasers on Mount Rushmore existed in real life, then we'd...
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If you’re going to American as F***, you might as well be American Psycho as F***. Because when that liberty juice hits the veins, there’s no turning back.
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For most middle-aged men with hairlines retreating faster than the French army, feelings of shame, despair and anguish begin to set in. Fortunately, as America’s official emblem, the bald eagle summons emotions of a more confident, stalwart nature. Yes, the head of a bald eagle looks like a cue ball,...
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