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Looking for the Valentine version? Go here => LINK   Organic Chocolate penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop...
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Card and tits sent anonymously for your own safety. Make sure to enter the recipient's name and address on the shipping screen during checkout, not yours.
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Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old...
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"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition • Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.• 24...
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Organic Chocolate 8===) for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, and a perfect Valentines day gift for her or him!The original and absolute best chocolate 8===) novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.Originally developed as a way...
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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