Looks like it's going to be a McClane Christmas. Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho!!
Your Christmas shopping has just been Saved by Bell. There's not a person on your list (that was born before 2000) that doesn't want a Zack Morris shirt.
There are some stories that need no words. The tongue-on-pole scene from a Christmas Story is one of those stories.
The chain of events after waking up the morning after a holiday rager.1) Think to self "Hallelujah, I'm alive!"2) Ask aloud to no one in particular "Where's the Tylenol?"
For when you're feeling jolly -- but also give zero Fs. Clark Griswold nails Christmas Spirit with one simple gesture.
It's ok if you're home and alone this holiday season. Sometimes it better to be alone than have someone say something like, "Your girlfriend, woof!"
It's Christmas. Why so glum? Your lack of cheer is disturbing. Even Darth Vader threw on a Santa hat.
Not big on Christmas? Feel meh about Hanukkah? Festivus is the holiday for the rest of us.
Ralphie, a Christmas legend and original supporter of the 2nd amendment. No matter what anyone told him -- "you'll shoot your eye out" they said! -- he persisted. The rest is a famous Story.
For those of us that enjoy the darker side of the holidays, Jack is here to say "Merry Christmas!" Perfect for Nightmare Before Christmas fans.
No mean girls for you -- you're on the nice list. Christmas, you're nailing it. You go Glen Coco.
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