ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

5 reviews
"I put this shirt on early this morning, and had an eagle soaring above while I drove to work. As I parked my car there were two Isis members that jumped from behind the bushes. The two men immediately bowed down to me in the face of glory. They started...
8 reviews
When you celebrate the greatest country in the world's Independence Day, you have to go big. You're more than patriotic -- you're rad. Rad, white, and blue.a'."
3 reviews
It’s no longer 1999 and S-Club 7 might be out of the pop culture picture, but that doesn’t mean old-school parties can’t kick it like they once did, right? As such, if you fought or would’ve fought for The Red, White and Blue as an Allied force in one of...
8 reviews
"This shirt is the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your chest being gently cradled by this justice inducing shirt while every angry anti-US protester and nut job you see grimaces with jealousy."
1 review
Get the shirt that says you're an American through and through. A patriotic American who occasionally likes to drink an alcoholic beverage or two. It's called, getting "Red, White, and Boozed"
15 reviews
You've seen the Jersey Tuxedo, the Hillbilly Tuxedo, but there's one tuxedo to trump them all. The Merican Tuxedo shirt combines all the great things about our nation. Make your Independence Day a little bit classier.
6 reviews
When someone tells you to get your life together -- and it's only noon? That's how you know you're doing it right. You're day drunk for America. And it feels great!
9 reviews
"This shirt is the balls, there is no other shirt that even compares to the red, white, and blue that radiates off this thing. It wakes up every morning and pisses excellence. With the mixture of this shirt and my long, sexy mullet, the chicks are lining up. I wear...
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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