ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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How do you like your Christmas stockings? Full? Big? I like mine Well Hung -- right over the fireplace.
For the person on your personal naughty list. All I want for Christmas is you -- naked. Give this a go under the mistletoe and see where the shirt takes you -- or takes off.
Santa has to support all those children somehow! He's making that North Pole work for him. Werk it Santa!
People always ask me what I want for Christmas, but it's hard to be honest. What am I getting for Christmas this year? Drunk. Drunk is what I'm getting. I get drunk every year!
Have a lot of corporate events to attend this holiday season? We have your uniform right here. Say to the room, Hello, I'm naughty!
I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake. I promise it isn't that creepy.... You've been naughty and I like it!
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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