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Make Christmas Great Again!! This year is going to be the best yet -- really, really great. Merry Trumpmas!
No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
Talking to your lost child on the upside-down through Christmas lights? It's a stranger Christmas -- especially when Aunt Edna comes.
Nearly 30 years later and we still don't know -- why IS the carpet is all wet, Todd? I don't know Margo, but I do know this is the perfect long sleeved tee for vacation. Pair with the "Why is the Carpet all Wet?" tee for the perfect couples costume....
That feeling when, you're dead inside -- but it's Christmas! Combat that crippling darkness with the twinkle of Christmas lights and this comfy long sleeve tee.
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo -- but this shirt is fantastic. Get both this long sleeve tee and the "I don't know, Margo" for you and your sweetie. You'll win all the holiday parties.
I don't normally do this, I swear. I never do this -- I just got caught up in the cheer. But I put out for Santa.
When you're really serious about the holidays there's only one place to call -- Griswold's Exterior Illumination. Ask for Sparky.

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