Santa doesn't care if you're on his naughty list. "I love it when you call me Big Papa" ~ Santa Claus.
Expose the myth that in order to be jolly, you have to jiggle like a bowl full of jelly. Introducing, the North Swole Gym -- where Santa goes to get jacked.
Lifting all those presents is a brutal workout. He's been carb-loading with candy. Santa is looking North Swole!
Can't help rolling your eyes at every ugly sweater party invite you get? We understand. That's why the Stupid Christmas Shirt exists. It covers all your holiday obligations in one comfy, festive-enough long sleeve shirt. Shopping done.
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