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Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
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Expose the myth that in order to be jolly, you have to jiggle like a bowl full of jelly. Introducing, the North Swole Gym -- where Santa goes to get jacked.
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Lifting all those presents is a brutal workout. He's been carb-loading with candy. Santa is looking North Swole!
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Santa doesn't care if you're on his naughty list. "I love it when you call me Big Papa" ~ Santa Claus.
I thought Jesus was the only one who could judge? You don't know me. Santa, don't judge me bro.
There's the reason for the season -- and then there's the reason Santa has a naughty list. Celebrate all the fun you had the past year in this playful long sleeved shirt. You might even find another Naughty List devotee.
Can't help rolling your eyes at every ugly sweater party invite you get? We understand. That's why the Stupid Christmas Shirt exists. It covers all your holiday obligations in one comfy, festive-enough long sleeve shirt. Shopping done.
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