• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU’RE AMERICAN AF!

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The shirt that parodies "Alahu akbar", the last words uttered by dirtbag terrorists, just before they blow themselves to pieces. It's also used as a greeting by Pastafarians who consider eating to be a form of praying to the almighty flying spaghetti monster.
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
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The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
When you’re fighting in the desert, you don’t want to be wearing the old red, white, and blue. Those are our home colors. When the game is played on their turf, it’s time to change into the multicam. Because we are proud, but we are not stupid.
"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an...
Like the snake says, "Don't Jihad On Me!". Try to, and it's not going to end up well for you. It's going to ugly, and that's that.
  Like it says on your t-shirt.... "Texan AF".....and you wouldn't have it any other way
Are you hot, happy and Texan as f*ck? Whether it be the cowboy boots, Longhorns football or The Alamo, you’ve got all the reason in the world to consider yourself cut from the finest American cloth—buy this shirt, and let the other 49 states know where you stand!
Those were the days... or maybe you just got NJP'ed...
1918. 1945. 20?? We've already got two world war championships -- don't make us pull a Pat Riley and three-peat. Merica.  
Toes in the sand, drink in the hand, a healthy tan... Beach life is idyllic -- but at the end of the day, that beach better have my money or there's gonna be hell to pay. ��
  Everybody’s got that one buddy who’s crazier than a snake’s armpit. Even more maddening, with beer in his belly, destruction of property, public embarrassment and long-lasting memories are bound to take place—there’s nothing better. However, no matter how wild and crazy he might get, there’s one patriot who can...
  A classic gray t-shirt for the patriotic man. This "Proud 17" tee worn together with your woman's "American 76" will show you're a patriotic couple. Just make sure that you walk on the right side of one another.
Let’s run through a few questions, here. First, are you a godless human set on socializing the American state? Next, do you invent issues involving racism, feminism and equality to make yourself feel high and mighty? And lastly, did you lose sleep over the death of Harambe? If you answered...
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
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