"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I...
The Trump Pool Float is perfect for swimming in all the warm, salty snowflake tears this summer!
Made of the highest vinyl quality 30mm PVC material
This Trump float is 42 inches
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The Keep America Great Trump Pool Float is perfect for swimming in all the warm, salty snowflake tears this summer!
GREAT SIZE FOR KIDS AND ADULTS - Approx 42" Deflated Size of Ring Tube.
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Adjustable snapback baseball hat with two-tone snaps, just like Thomas Jefferson envisioned 3D raised embroidery on front, 13 stars across the back Flag dyed across top and bottom of brim, that men of the earth and eagles of the heavens alike may partake in its glory "Land of the Free"...
Party like a patriot with one handed operation. Creates a vortex pour for smooth and fast delivery that even George Washington would respect. Holds up to 60oz of independence juice. The perfect party accessory to celebrate America on boat, at a bbq or during a parade. Sits proudly upright...
The sun on the 4th of July will be bright -- be prepared. Patriotic flag sunglasses will shield you from UV and celebrate the US. Merica.
American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses
100% UVA & UVB Protection
I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...
"Lets just say that after putting this mask on I was taken back in time, and watched, as Paul Revere made his midnight ride to warn that the redcoats were coming. And also saw Fort McHenry bombed to pieces and saw Francis Scott Key as he was busy writing our...
US Flag 3x5 ft
HEAVYWEIGHT 300D Polyester specially treated to dry fast. It will withstand the wear and tear of harsh weather conditions outdoors, keeping its colors vibrant for life!
This Light Weight Unisex Fanny Pack Is Water Resistant And Contains 3 Separate Zippered Compartments That Make It Easy To Hold Your Essentials From A Cell Phone To A Small Water Bottle. Hands-Free Fashion At It's Best! Please Note The Artwork & Fanny Pack Are Only Blacklight Reactive & Will...
In my biggest fantasy, I'm riding the waves of Old Glory in a breeze that smells like beer and freedom. This American flag pool float is the next best thing. Ride the waves -- of the ocean or pool -- all summer long.
65" x 40.2" x 7.1"
HUGE SIZE: The tube is a great value measuring at 45 inches wide - ideal for swimmers of all sizes and rated at 500+ pounds PREMIUM MATERIALS: Made of premium UV treated raft grade vinyl 25% thicker than the competition so you can enjoy a day at the pool, beach,...
Every time I see a bald eagle, I dream of riding its powerful wings off into the American sunset. The patriotic bald eagle pool float lets me have that same feeling. It's going to be a great summer.
12.2" x 10" x 4"
Sure. Any inflatable item will help you float, but why would you want any other one? The American flag bald eagle pool float is really the only option -- if you're a true American.
102" x 82" x 36"
USA Flag Hands-Free Party Floatation Device is the ideal hands-free flotation device! Just step in, buckle up and prepare to relax. Sit back in the water without treading or holding on and proceed to enjoy the conversation, play your favorite game or sip on your favorite beverage. Soft, water-resistant nylon...
You've always wanted to be a superhero. Now is your chance to be the best kind of hero -- one with a freedom cape. Old Glory has your back. 100% Polyester American Flag Cape Costume Secure Velcro Clasp 2.5 feet wide by 4 feet tall American Flag Cape - Fits...
Get your life back Full time lady gettin' mullet headband to wear on a part time basis This is quite easily the single best purchase you will make in your entire life."I wore this to a "white trash bash" and was the most popular person there. I got laid so many...