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Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
The history books may not give George Washington props for it, but the first prez was swole AF. Factor in that whole cherry tree incident, and this founding father was the OG of the Woodsman Workout too.
Donald Trump is large. It's hard to see the physique when he's standing behind a podium. The Donald has muscles that the average human does not. It's all in his book "The Art Of The Deal". His hair can bench press 265 lbs......dead lifts 425 lbs. Not too shabby. Get...
"When I opened the package, I was literally in tears. This great country of ours is represented perfectly in this Tank Top. My love for American and now this Tank Top is strong as the Mississippi current. Abraham Lincoln, the most beautiful man to have lived, sportin' Sun Glasses because...
Get this shirt and start dropping quotes like "Mad Dog Mattis" himself. Gems like, "I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word." and "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my...
American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses Plastic Frame/Lens 100% UVA & UVB Protection Polycarbonate Lenses non-polarized  
Be a patriot with comfort and style! Our American Flag Jumpsuit is definitely one of the customer favorites and gets a lot of attention. Grab yours right now!
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50% Cotton, 50% Polyester Soft, smooth fabric - because your All-American thighs deserve it Machine washable, with 3" waistband "The first time I put these pants on, I went outside and caught a bald eagle with my bare hands and tamed it. I had to train him to peck the...
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