ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

We have to be inclusive of all living creatures -- even if they have freaky, glowing red noses. Let's use Rudolph's story to End Bullying!
If you're going to have to be knocked up, the holidays aren't a bad time. When preggers you can eat everything in sight -- and not feel guilty. Nobody questions that second piece of pie when you're eating for two!
Bring on winter. Bring on the snow. I'm like the Bumble. The cold never bothered me anyway.
Jesus wants to know if you're DTF. Down to forgive?
Oh you fancy, huh? Santa's got some words for you: First things, first, I'm the realest! Believe.
Turn that S into a V. This is the IT shirt of the season, Lover. Perfect for horror lovers that want Halloween to last until Christmas.
Finally shirt that's perfect for every casual or formal occasion. Family Christmas. Holiday office party. Winter wedding. The Christmas tuxedo covers it all.
Dear Santa, I'm going to be honest with you. I haven't been perfect this year, I've been good-ish. Good enough right?
It's that special time of year when you can go prancing through the snow -- right up to your chin. Merry Corgmas!!
When your holiday celebrations get a bit too crazy -- it's comforting to have an EMT nearby. Put your loved ones at ease when you pull up behind them in the rear view mirror-- they'll be able to read the word "ambulance" perfectly.
Show your support for the men and women in blue that help keep us safe all year. Throw a little holiday cheer their way with this Police themed festive long sleeve shirt.
When you really think about it, fireman are the real heroes of the holidays. Chimney fire? Spark on a Christmas tree? Aunt Edna drinks too much nog and falls asleep smoking? Firemen at there to save the day!

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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