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Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
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It's Trump in his prime.  1990's style, baby!
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The H is as silent as US military drone creeping up on a wedding in Yemen. As silent as any glimmer of Hillary's personality. As silent as all the unborn fetuses those heathen Pro-Choice democrats have murdered.
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You long to see, touch and caress them. You want to hear them purr. Tell her in this "Show me Your Kitties" t-shirt. Then tell her you'd like to see her cat too. The last four sentences were meant for entertainment purposes only. We are not responsible for injuries (emotional...
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FREE SHIPPING! "These shorts are the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your bits and pieces being gently cradled by these justice inducing booty shorts while your downstairs mix-up is thrust into the face of every angry protester and nut job...
You might not be the eminently qualified Marine and you might not get that 5.0/5.0 but by God you are Okay!  
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Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
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When you're America's most powerful business man, a typical mechanical private jet just won't do. Trump has used his negotiation skills and charming personality to tame the wild bald eagle for his personal transportation. Enjoy the breeze from the eagle's flapping wings on your biceps and underarms in this patriotic...
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You and your significant other need to put on this t-shirt (that's right, order a pair of these badboys). Grab a couple of 12 packs, some fireworks, and Old Glory. Hit your favorite party spot and see what happens. That's called getting "Star Spangled Hammered". It doesn't have to be...
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Get the shirt featuring Top Gun Donald Trump. He flies without a helmet or oxygen mask. Why no helmet? The hair of course. Why no mask? He wouldn't be able to talk to his hordes of fans!
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The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
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It's the Inglorious Bastard himself, Aldo Raine. Look at the image on this tank top, and tell me Brad Pitt's character isn't an OG. I dare you. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
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  Everybody’s got that one buddy who’s crazier than a snake’s armpit. Even more maddening, with beer in his belly, destruction of property, public embarrassment and long-lasting memories are bound to take place—there’s nothing better. However, no matter how wild and crazy he might get, there’s one patriot who can...
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The shirt is GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
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You don't get any more American than this shirt. American flag? Check. National landmark featuring four of our greatest leaders? Check. A bald eagle carrying a rifle and shooting lasers out of his eyes? A patriotic check! If only the lasers on Mount Rushmore existed in real life, then we'd...
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Check out the image on this tank top. Is it the 4th of July showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Is it the Rolling Stones US Tour Logo? Is it Monica Lewinsky just after leaving the Oral (oops, I mean) Oval Office?
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Cheap labor, knock-off handbags and political corruption—it’s the world’s trash, and it’s exactly the the kind of thing Capitol Eagle keeps from crossing into American territory! And don’t try any funny business—perched atop Capitol Hill, Capitol Eagle sees your every move …
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50% Cotton, 50% Polyester Soft, smooth fabric - because your All-American thighs deserve it Machine washable, with 3" waistband "The first time I put these pants on, I went outside and caught a bald eagle with my bare hands and tamed it. I had to train him to peck the...
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Move over, Aristocats—there’s a new pussycat posse in town. Sure, they love playing with balls of yarn, climbing kitchen curtains and ignoring humans, but more than anything, they’re about the very thing that makes America great—freedom. Without the power to make it happen, how else would they make a name...
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"This shirt is the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your chest being gently cradled by this justice inducing shirt while every angry anti-US protester and nut job you see grimaces with jealousy."
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Haters gonna hate!  5 superbowls down and more to go...
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Whether it be the high-and-mighty demeanor, sneeze-inducing dander or unpleasant smell, America’s nationwide cat craze is both inexplicable and undeniable. Blame it on the Internet, ancient Egyptians or painfully single women, there’s just something about cats The Stars and Stripes can’t shake. No worries—rather than fight it, embrace it. Here...
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Get the shirt with the subtle hint sweeping the nation, "Netflix And Chill". Netflix may be on in the background, and some chilling may happen later on, but let me run some other ideas by you in the meantime.
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The tank top that features the Patriot of all Patriots. Wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is more Patriot than Tom Brady could ever dream of being. Holding the American Flag, flashing the thumbs up, and smiling (I guess) for his throngs of fans.
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Except for all those hot foreign babes...let 'em in!!!!!  Warning: some people WILL hate you for wearing this.  But, you give 0 f*cks.
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You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica!
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What can be said about the image on this shirt? It's nice knowing that the Son of God is on our side. I just hope someone informs Jesus that getting caught handling an animal on the endangered species list carries with it a huge fine and possible jail time, depending...
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When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower.
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Were you aware that Corona Extra is the top-selling imported beer in the United States? First, why is the greatest country on earth importing beer? And second, who needs an “Hecho en México” ale when the world’s finest goods are manufactured right here in America? If you’re outraged, grab a...
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Tanner, Banks, Winslow, and Taylor. You know them. You love them. They practically raised you! Pay homage to America's forefathers!
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Show the world how much of a man or woman you REALLY are by throwing on a pair of Silkies and wearing this shirt!
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Check out Rambo on this sweet shirt. In the midst of a battle, bloodied and beaten, Rambo can take time to acknowledge Merica. Either that or he's firing an imaginary M2 Browning Machine Gun.
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This is what Clint Eastwood would look like after serving a 25 year stretch in Folsum Prison. Get the t-shirt featuring a tatted out, prison hardened Clint. An OG for sure. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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You know, I really wanted to give this t-shirt a funny, witty description. But I'm just straight outta F's to give. I couldn't give less F's except if I didn't even bother typing this. If you're like me, this shirt's for you.
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The writing on the skull means INFIDEL in Arabic.
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America's freedom spans far beyond the borders of the U.S.A. This shirt will expand your patriotism into the far-reaching conscious of the Universe -- into galaxies far, far away. And you won't be held back by any close-minded, restricting sleeves.
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Give the shirt that says, "Rifles aren't for everyone, but I hear you are really fast typist. "Worlds Okayest Soldier".
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"American As F Beer" Get the shirt that features the only beer brewed, bottled, trucked, sold, bought, and consumed fully in America. Now wonder they call it, "The King of American F'n Beers". Drink up you patriotic SOBs.
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Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this...
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For most middle-aged men with hairlines retreating faster than the French army, feelings of shame, despair and anguish begin to set in. Fortunately, as America’s official emblem, the bald eagle summons emotions of a more confident, stalwart nature. Yes, the head of a bald eagle looks like a cue ball,...
This shirt celebrates the merger of Irish Spring and Tidy Cat. It may smell better, but you still need to watch where you step. We cannot guarantee delivery by Saint Patrick’s Day if ordered after March 9.  
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FREE SHIPPING! The most versatile shorts in the world.
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LOL...The image on this tank top leaves me speechless. Put this bad boy on and go take a stroll through the mall. The looks you get will be priceless. It's meaning? Beats me. All I know is that it's funnier than sh**. I'm Donald Trump and I'm not too sure,...
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When the weight of 28 Olympic medals around your neck, American heroes like Michael Phelps can't be bothered to deal with your sh*t. Leave this American treasure alone or the honorary bald eagle will show you what's up. Take the lesson from Phelps, pull on this tank top, pull up...
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Get your sexy Rocky Balboa shirts people! This shit is too hot to hold onto for long. Rocky’s going to give Hillary the old 1-2, and then we’ll definitely be sold out of these bad boys. Show off your guns and show off the Trump glory - all with one...
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This is what it looks like when The Donald has a wet dream. If you also dream of hunting the Clinton Predator like a badass Trump-enegger, then this shirt might be for you. Because “If she bleeds, we can kill it!”.
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Serving as America’s national bird, the bald eagle has already done more than enough to earn the respect of patriots everywhere. Following in Neil Armstrong’s steps, however, the bird will soar to new heights, checking intergalactic travel off of its to-do list. So, if muscular enough to show off your...
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"This shirt is not for Prius owners, martini drinkers, or fancy city-dweller folk. This tank was made for the individuals who drive lifted trucks, crush a Budweiser cans upon their foreheads without flinching, and for those who bleed red, bruise blue, and piss diesel fuel. Be prepared for the shot...
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Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
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This is the must have gift for this Holiday Season. The image of Honest Abe giving the thumbs up is classic. It doesn't matter if you're familiar with the movie "Top Gun" or not. This is the funniest, most unique image, ever printed on a t-shirt.
All lives have equal value. Unless you're a stinkin' commie or terrorist. But you get the point. Merica.
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Old George was the OG that BREXIT’D before it was cool. All you other haters are just imitators. Movers and players without any booty shakers. Let’s hear it for America!
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We shall overcomb! Vote for Donald Trump's hair in 2016!
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How do you take your Ronald Reagan? At The White House? Perhaps inside Air Force One? Both are appealing, but we’ll do you one better—how about Reagan on the moon? No spacecraft, no spacesuit, no oxygen—no problem. The dude was a Hollywood actor before hitting The Oval Office—as such, he...
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"The Devil Doge" t-shirt is here. First in, and last out. The Devil Dogs have proven themselves since the American Revolution. The very mention of the word, Marine, invokes fear in those on the wrong side of the leatherneck's gun sight. OOHRAH!
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"Here for the Boos!" The shirt with the a message that changes meaning the more tanked you get. It starts out a cute play on words. The ghost drinking booze...Get it? Then after you pound a few back, stumble into someone and spill your drink on the pool table, you'll...
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"When I heard the UPS man at the door, I knew my Danger Zone shirt had arrived. Unfortunately, the delivery man was an ISIS insurgent sent to thwart the stalwart patriotism I hold for my country like that of Hacksaw Jim Duggan. A hellfire missile fired from a predator swiftly...
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Will Ferrell is America. America is Will Ferrell.
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Full. Metal. Jacket. You were born to pew!
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The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
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This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft at Top Gun This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
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The Donald has won the White House and is moving in. How regal does he look sitting at that desk? All he needs now is a fan to blow his glorious locks and the image would be complete. Celebrate the Trump victory with this tank!
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The Middle Finger coupled with the Red, White, and Blue.......Two symbols universally recognized around the globe. Put them together on this shirt, and they make a powerful statement. This particular one is all for you ISIS.
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America's hero. Never forget. Harambe may no longer be with us, but Harambo won't go out like that.
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Due to sheer volume, I know the message on the t-shirt seems like an impossible task. "Idiots" by definition, are a very large demographic, with many sub types....morons, jackoffs, space cadets, and massive tools... just to name a few. Trust me though....effectively solving any problem, requires that you start at...
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Enjoy America and all it has to offer. It's majestic mountains, beautiful ocean shores, and vast open plains. A diverse culture living as one, with freedoms and liberties like no other place on earth. Not to mention, it's strict copyright laws. A place where a business can create a logo...
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Get the shirt that says you're an American through and through. A patriotic American who occasionally likes to drink an alcoholic beverage or two. It's called, getting "Red, White, and Boozed"
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Today's adults would nowhere without the solid guidance from the forefathers of American television. At the end of each week in a magical time call the 1990s, today's doctors, lawyers, and teachers would yell "TGIF!!" and gather round the tube to gain wisdom on how to solve the world's problems...
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"Due to the pure testosterone this shirt gives off coupled with my beard I cannot wear this shirt in public or women will fight to the death for the chance to mate with me. So I just wear it around the house when im falling trees or bulldozing something as...
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You made a bet that you could still do a handstand? Read my shirt. You told a girl at the bar that you were, "looking for a treasure" and, "Can I look around your chest?" Read my shirt. You got a frog tattoo right above your navel, with his tongue...
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‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem.
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Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!
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The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
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2017's first big blockbuster -- the FedUp. Featuring a FedEx guy from Iowa, a hero without a need for a cape. He's extinguishing disrespect for the USA one flag burner at a time.
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Just as any American boy must kiss a woman to truly become a man, so too must a kitten suit up for space exploration to become a full-grown cat. Pay your respects to our furry feline friends with this one-of-a-kind tank top—cat dander not included …
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You’ve heard the old adage, right? “Finders keepers, losers weepers.” Though usually rearing its ugly head amongst groups of painfully spoiled children, the phrase now means more to NASA and the American people than ever before—that’s right, using the MARS Rover, we staked our claim on Mars. Must really suck...
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Get the shirt that will leave you feeling like David Blaine. Patriotic people will surround you at every turn....It's like magic. Your freinds will soon be following your message too. Unless of course you hang out with a lot of fish or snakes.
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"The very first time I wore this shirt I felt like the soul of Honest Abe was becoming a part of me. Slaves have been free for a long time, but in the pet store I felt the overwhelming urge to free the various guinea pigs and rabbits and such...
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Give the t shirt that says, "No need to get in the cockpit. How about you grab these paddles and go stand out there on the deck."
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"Now that I have this BAD-ASS T-shirt, no one ever messes with me. They used to bully me on the playground and call me a 'dirty hippie' or a 'democrat,' but now everyone knows that I'm totally rugged and bad-ass and 'MERICA. When I wear this shirt to the grocery...
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Something tells me that if Johnny Cash had inked himself out, this image wouldn't be too far off. Check out the detail on this tank top. Walk the line and get yourself one! Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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The message on this t shirt got me so fired up one 4th of July. How fired up? After tossing back a 12'er, my buddies say that I went running down Main Street wearing this shirt and no pants. Apparently, I was waving a large American flag with lit sparklers...
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Give the t shirt that says, "Don't know if I'd want you Captaining the boat, but I love you're Popeye impression."
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"I was walking back from the store one day by myself, feeling a bit nervous as it had gotten late and I'm not in the safest of areas. I came across a group of young hoodlums whom asked me what I was doing. I told them, "just trying to get...
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A giant lizard woman is attacking the country. But don’t be afraid. Arnold Trump-enegger says, “If she bleeds, we can kill it!”.
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Brain freezes, sticky fingers and sugar rushes aside, growing up, nothing was more American than chowing down on a few Rocket Pops. Years later, no matter if your biceps look Hulk Hogan’s or a pair of popsicle sticks, this tank top is for you.
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You might not be as cool as Bill Murray, but this parody shirt will get you close. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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1.20.17 Obama's Last Day - An End to an Error
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The official mascot of freedom wants you to proudly display those rock hard guns. Superimposed over old glory, this eagle is serious- serious about freedom and gun shows. The hardcore detailing makes it look like the eagle is real. He's real ready to strike at non-gun flaunting, freedom haters.
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What’s more American than General “Mad Dog” Mattis standing before the stars and stripes? That image on a muscle shirt, preferably worn with cut-off jeans at your next shotgun wedding.
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Who can forget the five member group known as NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood), founded by Al Bundy from Married With Children. Get the t-shirt and relive one of the funniest tv shows ever.
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"I just clicked over here to buy this shirt again for a third friend. It's secondary only to the great freedom our great nation spreads throughout the world in being my favorite gift to give to friends far and wide, especially those with UK citizenship whom I've taken under my...
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"We Have Not Forgotten, And We Never Will" The key word in this message is "Never". Little did the spineless 9/11 terrorists know, that in the end, their actions would bring together and build up, far more than they brought down.
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If Professor Ned Brainard knocked a vial of Lion-O's ThunderCat DNA into the Super-Soldier serum, we're pretty sure this is what would have become of Steve Rogers. No longer destined to become Captain America, he'd have morphed into a sort of super-feline, somewhere along the lines of Cat In America. This is...
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  A classic gray t-shirt for the patriotic man. This "Proud 17" tee worn together with your woman's "American 76" will show you're a patriotic couple. Just make sure that you walk on the right side of one another.
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Like the snake says, "Don't Jihad On Me!". Try to, and it's not going to end up well for you. It's going to ugly, and that's that.
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When you’re fighting in the desert, you don’t want to be wearing the old red, white, and blue. Those are our home colors. When the game is played on their turf, it’s time to change into the multicam. Because we are proud, but we are not stupid.
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  Like it says on your t-shirt.... "Texan AF".....and you wouldn't have it any other way
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You heard correctly folks, Deez Nuts has proclaimed candidacy as reported all across the webs! Not only declared, but also already polling higher than many of the GOP frontrunners! That is already a success. A success only #YOU can provide. Vote Deez Nuts in 2016!
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The official shirt for God Emperor Trump, the first and best pro-Trump meme page. Your liberal friends and acquaintances will be literally shaking when they see you sporting this shirt and supporting the God Emperor at school, work, or at the gym!
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Sly. Cunning. Wiley. Crazy. This fox has been called a lot of things - good and bad. And you know what he thinks about it? HE DOESN'T. Call him whatever you want because he's the one calling the shots, living life by his own rules, spreading joy and offending people...
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I wasn't quite sure what this "It's Merican Not Merican't" shirt was trying to say, until I put it on. I've been wearing it for eleven straight days now. I visited The Washington Monument, The Liberty Bell, Mount Rushmore, The Lincoln Memorial, The White House, The Baseball Hall of Fame,...
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I'd like to send this shout out (shirt out?) to my main man Kanye West. Please. No joke. I speak for millions of Americans. You can take your in-laws with you too....and all of their kids.....and ex's......and former gold medalists who've committed vehicular manslaughter, then decided to cut their junk...
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If you have any questions regarding this shirt and its meaning, I suggest you read it one more time. Frankly, the message can't be stated with any more clarity. Wearing this shirt may result in people around you breaking into the "Pledge of Allegiance" all of a sudden. Those people...
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With a beard and country as glorious as ours, it's easy to understand why others might hate us. Side-by-side our beard and Old Glory dance int he wind, making America and it's beard-having citizens the envy of other countries world-wide. They hate us, 'cause they ain't us -- and that's...
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Who knew exploring new worlds could be so adorable? Puppy astronaut is the American hero we've all been hoping for. He deserves a treat and a belly rub after all that probing. Such a good boy!
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Shockingly, most of the world’s inhabitants believe pizza originates from parts of Central and Southern Italy. To put this in perspective, however, those same people are also afraid of North Korea and Kim Jong-un’s haircut—see what we’re getting at, here? Breathe easy, faithful patriots—pizza is as American as baseball, apple...
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A tatted out, inked up Jack Nicholson is featured on this tank top. He's got a menacing look nobody would want to f with. Enough said. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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A favorite for military hardfucks everywhere...
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Breaking Bad's Heisenberg is seen here answering the door for some Halloween trick or treaters. The tank top sure to turn some heads. Just one of the inked characters featured on AAFnation.com. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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If the jolly roger and the American flag had a baby, it would be this darkly patriotic shirt. If you are an American, and you will salute the flag until the day you die, and you represent all that is American-as-f***, then this is your shirt.
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Take a good long look at the face on this shirt. It is not an artist's rendering. Outside of the red eyes and black/white exposure, it has not been photoshopped. That's Hillary Clinton, Democratic nominee for President of the United States. LOOK AT IT! Take this image with you on...
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  The ultimate Marine Corps birthday ball shirt. No other explanation is really necessary.
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The original mastermind of business cards and brutal murder is well represented in the Inked American Psycho printed tank. Order today and be swinging sleeves free in the spring. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Strong she is, Lady Liberty. Combine your love for the two best things in the Universe -- Star Wars and America -- with this patriotic space tank top. You'll be able to easily maneuver your light saber as a "Defender of Peace" in this sleeveless number.
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Trump has conquered the Presidency. Next, the Galaxy! It's going to be huge. I guarantee it.  
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See what we did there? Eh? Ehhhhhh? But seriously. Huck Fillary.  
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Wear this sweet tank, and feel the power of Chesty. When you walk out the door, bald eagles will soar down before your eyes. When you hit the gym, you’ll throw down an epic f**ing chest day, leaving the peons to revel in your glory. And when you hit the...
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Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
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Here's the perfect t-shirt for the man or woman who may look like a nice upstanding person on the surface, but deep down lurks the soul of a true a-hole. Why try to hide it. Do your fellow man a service, come right out and say it.
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You have to be a special kind of stupid to take offense to a flag honoring our missing and captured. 
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The shirt that says your hearts still beating and your Country is still standing tall. It will take an awful lot to take either of us down. Together we stand, divided we fall.
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"Is that a Roman Soldier over there?"..."Get him outa here".."Go on, fellas you want to show those soldiers the door please"......."and I only have this to say to you lions....YOU"RE FIRED!"
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Are you not entertained? The most bad-ass, blood-thirsty US Presidential candidate in history is giving the performance of a lifetime in the 2016 election. Donald Trump knows how to win and he's going for it. America will never be the same after Trump reigns victorious over the evils of gladiator...
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Wear this shirt on a election day. If you don't think its message is true now, it certainly will be by then. Trust me, it's gonna get ugly and any possible outcome is gonna require a few stiff drinks....and keep them coming...for the next four years. AA here I come....
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We've already got two world-war championships -- don't make us pull a Pat Riley and three-peat. Merica.
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Just... Stop, Hillary. That's all. This page isn't long enough to list the reasons why, so we won't even try.
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Puns—without them, how else would English majors have any sense of self-worth? No matter what you studied in school, the complexity of your vocabulary or your ability to keep up with fast-firing wordplay, there’s one patriotic pun that takes the cake: “May the 4th be with you.” Think about it—few...
It’s no longer 1999 and S-Club 7 might be out of the pop culture picture, but that doesn’t mean old-school parties can’t kick it like they once did, right? As such, if you fought or would’ve fought for The Red, White and Blue as an Allied force in one of...
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More than 240 years have passed since we sent those sissy brits running back to their motherland. And, like our forefathers before us, we are still too cool for british rule. We are the makers of tennessee whiskey, Chuck Norris, and barbecue sauce. Represent!
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Grab the shirt that says, your service in the Coast Guard, technically make you a Veteran. The fact that you were a cook stationed in Alaska, in the mid-1980s, should only be revealed on a "need to know" basis. Trust me. *** Save an extra $5 Today only! *** World's...
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Cursed for causing small children to choke and adults to feel intense pain when stepped on, American legos have done away with their earthly existence, making lego independence day more of an intergalactic affair. Fortunately, they decided to take the American flag with them on their journey: “That’s one small...
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You’re tough enough to break a 2x4 over your head. You’re tough enough to fight a grizzly bear using nothing but your pinky. You’re tough enough to stand up to a rigged political system. You are Built Trump Tough.
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You have cat to be kitten me right meow! 
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Own a true masterpiece of American History. Behold:   Chesty Puller kicking the absolute shit out of Yeti monsters on Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War! 18x24" 100lb, HIGH QUALITY PRINT
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Vote Donald Trump in 2016. He may be a jackass, but at least he's not a Democrat. Well...maybe a little, but weigh the options.
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Our nation’s forefathers of 90’s sitcoms are getting their own monument! It might not be Mount Rushmore, but if you beef up it might just look like it. You better start making gains now, because thou shalt not forsake the Bundy.
Poster Size 23 X 29 An exact replica of the original Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776. Written by the founding fathers Accurate reproduction on antiqued parchment HIGH QUALITY
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Call me whatever you like, it doesn't change the fact that I bleed red, white, and blue. Trump understands how to gather supporters, call them Americans! As an American, I support this tshirt.
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Be the first one on your block to show Donald Trump's newest campaign slogan. Get yourself a couple of these t-shirts and hand them out to your friends. Especially the ones living out West (Nevada, Arizona, and California in particular). I'm Donald Trump and I approve this t-shirt....and I love...
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There are no Ex-Servicemen. Our title is earned, never given and what's earned is yours forever. US Veteran.
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Goose, Maverick, and Iceman aren't fit to carry this man's jockstrap. Get the t-shirt featuring the real "Top Gun", General James "Mad Dod" Mattis.
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Still wearing your D.A.R.E. shirt because you don’t do drugs? Come on man, that’s just suspicious. Better upgrade to R.A.G.E., because you know, that’s what all the cool kids are doing.
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A tshirt for when you know your gains are going to be so massive it's unholy. Father please forgive me, for these gains I'm about to receive -- because it's going to be sick.
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The only candidate that could possible destroy the Maverick/Goose two party system -- Iceman. We all know he was the coolest character in Top Gun -- pun intended.
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Abraham Lincoln was the O.G. of O.G.'s. Before "Black Lives Matter", he dropped, "The Emancipation Proclamation". Get yourself the shirt featuring Abe....A man way ahead of his time.
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Yeah it's a Big Bang Theory reference!
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Quick quiz....What was the name of Rex Kwon Do's wife, in the movie Napolean Dynamite?.......He got to go home to Starla....Remember? Get this shirt and be ready to relive every quote from this classic film.
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Hey, baby.  When a simple 'How you doing?' isn't enough, you must beg the question...On a scale of one to America, how free or you tonight? Of course you're America. That's free AF - just how I like 'em.   
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There’s donkeys on the left, elephants on the right, and you’re stuck in the middle with a bad taste in your mouth. Where do you turn? Let’s go with Puller-Mattis 2016 - because there’s no better friends and no worse enemies than American marines.
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Need assistance in an emergency? There are choices. This t-shirt lists just a few. They're always faster, and oftentimes more efficient, than dialing up 911.
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Exercise. Eggs Are Sides. For Bacon. BACON. This is the vicious cycle that is my life. Every morning I wake up with exercise on my mind, but it always ends with me burning my mouth on straight-out-the-oil bacon over the sink. Tomorrow will be different.* *No it won't
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Anything and chill, means one thing. Just read the t-shirt. In this case, it's "Working Party and Chill", so follow me.
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You may lift, bro. But you'll never be Ronald Reagan in a tank top holding a bald eagle wearing a fedora buff.
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Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
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This tank top features blond bombshell Marilyn Monroe all inked up and looking as good as ever. Check out the message on her neck....classic. Only on AAFNation.com. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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for all our netflix binge watchers out there who after 4 episodes of Dexter become a killing expert...    
Don't stress yourself out about finding the perfect gift for the patriot in your life. Give them what every blue-blooded American really wants -- FREEDOM. Freedom to choose the tank top or tshirt that depicts their American pride in the most perfect way. Freedom to decide whether they want the...
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This tank top featuring Samuel L Jackson's character Jules from Pulp Fiction is wicked. Only a true OG can look menacing while holding a tasty Big Kahuna burger. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Christopher Walken, the only pasty white, gray haired senior citizen you'd never want to f with. Look at the image on this tank top. Would you? Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Be honest—have you ever considered the thoughts and feelings of your black shirts? While your privileged white hats, gloves and overcoats are out and about living the high life, they’re most often tucked snuggly away in your closet, only to be used on Halloween or for their slimming effects after...
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Your Midwestern upbringing forces you to say "thank you," even when that barista is being a total d-bag. You probably were taught to say "bless your heart" instead of STFU. You are polite AF, because you are a MF lady.
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NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! That is Spartan law, and Spartan law is a big, beautiful, glorious thing. Just like Trump. And his big, beautiful wall. And his big, beautiful hands.
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Sources tell us that numerous countries are using this tank top as a motivational tool for their athletes. Walk into the Olympic Training Center in Iceland, Peru, or Trinidad/Tobago (wherever that is). It looks like an Annual Convention of the Michael Phelps Fan Club. USA....setting the example for excellence around...
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If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
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Even an inked out Audrey Hepburn can still look like a sophisticated beauty. Get the tank top featuring the image of this screen icon. A true work of art, found only on aafnation.com.  Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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If your bae makes stars fall from the sky, unicorns dance in the wind, and warm fuzzies fill you with the lovey-dovies, then this shirt is for you.
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I am a US Veteran. My oath of enlistment has no expiration date.
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It's Trump in his prime.  1990's style, baby!
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I knew I felt something special when I ordered this shirt. When I put it on, my wife suddenly recovered from her nightly “headache”. I finally fixed my rusty old jeep, and then found a $100 bill in the glovebox. When I went to work, the copier worked perfectly, there...
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More popular than the candidates themselves. Ken Bone mania is sweeping the nation. Don't be left out in the cold. Get yourself one of these classic t-shirts and step into the "Bone Zone".
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This image shows what Zack from "Saved By The Bell" dreams about when he's sleeping. It also happens to be what Chuck Norris dreams about as well. Available with sleeves or without of course.
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Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? This tank top is something I need. Sing along to the '90s icon on this Inked Biggie tank. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Some people where their heart on their sleeves, but now you can wear your American Pyscho on your chest -- without anything on your sleeves. No need to hide it, we're all pyscho AF in America. Be proud.
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Say IDGAF about PC when patriotism matters more than political correctness.
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You’re a badass bae. You show love. You show affection. You are strong, yet gentle. And you wear shirts that show solidarity for our fallen primate brethren. You are a Haram-bae.
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You know Bill Clinton is itching to get back in the White House. I can hear it now…..”What's that Hil?".... "Negotiations have stalled, and you're gonna be in China for at least another two days?".... "Well, you're hands are tied babe"......"We're talking about world peace here"......"Don't worry about me".... "Maybe...
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A true-to-life depiction of the day George Washington crossed the Delaware. This shirt includes the stuff history books forgot -- bald eagles with freakin' laser beams for eyes.
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Harry Potter finally has some ink to match that lighting bolt scar. We know it's from a children's book, but "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" might be one of the most BA tattoo quotes of all time. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Show the world which side you're on. This t-shirt speaks volumes to all who read it's message. If attaining peace requires a stripping of my freedoms, then you may want to take a step back. It's about to get a bit rowdy around here. Come to think of it, you...
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Avoid awkward conversations and annoying liberal whining by just getting it all out there in the open right away. With this shirt proclaim, "I am politically incorrect" and then proceed to practice your First Amendment.
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Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
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Well, if the apocalypse is near, and the dead are about to rise up from their graves, then we might as well vote for the badass generals of the undead. They’ve done this before. Puller-Basilone ‘16!
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This shirt won’t give you superpowers. It won’t make you rich. And it won’t give you hope. But it will tell everyone that you are one bad motherf***er, because The Punisher doesn’t need any of these things to solve a problem. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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Read the message on this t-shirt. If you're a patriot, be proud. If you're not, then be thankful.
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How will Bill Clinton be remembered? Well, this is how Juanita Broaddrick will remember the former president. Show solidarity for the silent victims of Bill Clinton’s sexual exploits with this Clinton Rape tee.
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There's nothing more American than the smell and sound of huge engines revving down an open highway. With millions of miles of interstate, the land of the free runs on diesel. It's a beautiful time to be alive.
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What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
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Here's Johnny! Yet another tank top that features the image of a Jack Nicholson character. He looks like he just got paroled from Folsum. Add some ink, and this image looks even more menacing. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire
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The perfect shirt for any occasion. Whether you're going to a bake sale, an IRS audit, or your sons Little League game. It's the only message bold enough to say it like it is... and you're the only person bold enough to wear it...."F YOU".