A slogan that works all year round. A slogan that perfectly describes the men and women in the Air Force. Aim High! And get this shirt.
There are some stories that need no words. The tongue-on-pole scene from a Christmas Story is one of those stories.
For when you're feeling jolly -- but also give zero Fs. Clark Griswold nails Christmas Spirit with one simple gesture.
If you want to avoid being on the naughty list, listen to Uncle Mike. Be good for Thanta Clauth and he'll be good to you.
A phrase that continues to echo through the ages. Where DO you think you're going to put that tree Griswold? Well, bend over and I'll show ya. #merrychristmas
You thought it was snowing outside, but it was really just a Bigge Holidaze. I plan to spend the whole season there.
All I want for Christmas is Channing. And now I can see him everyday with this shirt!
Hey girl. Feeling down about being single during the holidays? Don't worry. Ryan is here to wrap you in long sleeves made of boyfriend material.
Not big on Christmas? Feel meh about Hanukkah? Festivus is the holiday for the rest of us.
Bah-humbug. Grumpy has it right. Singing carols? Drinking cocoa? Spending time with family? It's the most terrible time of the year!
The chain of events after waking up the morning after a holiday rager.1) Think to self "Hallelujah, I'm alive!"2) Ask aloud to no one in particular "Where's the Tylenol?"
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