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"I used to be a lactose intolerant vegan on a gluten free diet, just like many of you. I spent my days at my parents house, writing on my blog about how Hillary would be the best choice for president. Then I stumbled across this tank top and my life changed forever. I ordered it the moment I laid my eyes on it, for I knew it was special. One week later, it arrived on my parents doorstep. I picked up the box and felt a surge of power course through me. This was the real deal. I immediately opened the box and put it on without second thought. As soon as it touched my skin, I became a brand new person. A bald eagle flew over my head and dropped a rifle into my hands. I turned around to walk into my house and noticed something different. As I opened the door, I saw 7 women, 20 gun safes filled to the brim with guns and coors, and my very own 1969 boss 302 on the garage. This is what America is made of. Women guns beer and cars. This is what a true patriot looks like. Now let's go make America great again!!!"
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George Washington Wrestling redcoat
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