It's hard to be a scrooge with that cute smooshed face staring at you. Bah Humpug!
Beware this holiday season. The undead have risen from the depth of the oven. It's the walking bread!!!
I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas. A Cat Christmas is what I fancy (feast). All cats, all season. Thanks, Santa!
Let's pull out the wrapping paper and ribbons. Maybe enjoy some catnip and party. I'm feline festive! Meow.
I know when those sleigh bells ring -- it can only mean one thing. That I'm pulling out the dad dance after too many glasses of nog.
When the holiday spirit gets to you, there's just no other way. Find me Dabbing through the Snow this holiday. Santa's got movez.
Some food for thought -- and life advice. You can't be put on the naughty list, if you're already on it.
Don't mind my rosy cheeks and numb fingers. It's a magical time of year and I'm going to spend it chillin' with my snowmies.
My resolutions are just like everyone else. Fitness. Fitness entire holiday ham in my mouth.
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