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FREE SHIPPING! "These shorts are the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your bits and pieces being gently cradled by these justice inducing booty shorts while your downstairs mix-up is thrust into the face of every angry protester and nut job...
"I hung the flag up outside my house to, not so subtly, let my neighbors know that yes, I might be "mildly" retarded and that yes, sometimes I also "wish a motherfucker would..." It now serves as a beacon of hope to all those who love to eat crayons and...
 Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
Every service member retired and active should own this print. No excuses.  This needs to be in every company office, barracks room, team room, S-Shop and armory. Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he...
11oz White Ceramic Coffee Mug 3.75' diameter Double-sided print
Take a shot for Harambe...he took one for you.  Get this shot glass and celebrate the memory of our sweet Prince.   Legends never die, they become memes. Three Options:1 Shot Glass - for the solo ape2 Shot Glasses - remember our fallen with your closest pal4 Shot Glasses - for...
The perfect shirt for any decorated Meme War Veteran. You earned those stripes. Be proud of your Google skills and sharp wit.
Your childhood friend is all grown up and ready for business. Winnie the Pew is ready to strike as needed as a U.S. Marine. Pew Pew!
We’re not saying some lives matter more than others, but if we’re going to say black lives matter, then we’re sure as hell going to show some love for our lance corporals. Get your LCPL Lives Matter shirt and make a statement that is American as F***. Image is on...
If you know what's good for you, you'll obey the message on this t shirt. Gen. Mattis doesn't have time for verbal negotiations. You've been warned.
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dnt tred n me pls. Graphic on back.  
"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity,...
You might not be the eminently qualified Marine and you might not get that 5.0/5.0 but by God you are Okay!  
You are special. Well, you’re okay. In fact, you are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal”. So that’s something. Go ahead and brag about it with this AAF t-shirt.
Goose, Maverick, and Iceman aren't fit to carry this man's jockstrap. Get the t-shirt featuring the real "Top Gun", General James "Mad Dod" Mattis.
Here's to all those times you've had to bend over and enjoy the green weenie. Cheers.
Own a true masterpiece of American History. Behold:   Chesty Puller kicking the absolute shit out of Yeti monsters on Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War! 18x24" 100lb, HIGH QUALITY PRINT
Make certain nobody ever forgets the sweet face of Harambe, one of America's true heroes. Serve up guilt -- just like mom used to make -- to that the person staring at your chest that they ever spend a moment thinking about anything other than this true patriot of an...
In America, anything is possible. Think about it—here in The Land of Opportunity, we built the Panama Canal, developed the Model-T Ford and put a freaking man on the moon. As far as AAF Nation is concerned, there’s but one heroic act left to be accomplished—bringing Harambe back to life....
Wear this sweet tank, and feel the power of Chesty. When you walk out the door, bald eagles will soar down before your eyes. When you hit the gym, you’ll throw down an epic f**ing chest day, leaving the peons to revel in your glory. And when you hit the...
What’s more American than General “Mad Dog” Mattis standing before the stars and stripes? That image on a muscle shirt, preferably worn with cut-off jeans at your next shotgun wedding.
What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
Clear out an enemy cave..... and blow Pokemon to bits? At the same time? Sign me up!
You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica!
When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower.
‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem.
You are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal” and you want everyone to know it. Throw an okay party with okay beer and show off your okay ass. Because you’ve earned it!
Our current Secretary of Agriculture is more like a Secretary of Nag-riculture. Stop the nagging and let the blood rain down, because General “Mad Dog” Mattis is coming! Because Blood makes the grass grow.
This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft at Top Gun This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
Crush your enemies. “If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!!” This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, mother f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded.  When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll be with Mattis!
Well, if the apocalypse is near, and the dead are about to rise up from their graves, then we might as well vote for the badass generals of the undead. They’ve done this before. Puller-Basilone ‘16!
When life gives you lemons and turds, take them out with red-blooded, ass-kicking marines. They hit hard, hit fast, and hit often. Vote Puller-Butler ‘16 and you won’t have to pretend to enjoy that shit lemonade.
So we have to decide between the rich sociopath with the tiny hands and the rich sociopath with the vagina? America deserves a president that will put their own life on the line, instead of paying someone else to. We’re with Puller-Daly 2016!
We’re diggin’ heroes up from the grave for this year’s presidential election! Two of America’s finest. The legendary Lejeune has joined forces with the great Chesty Puller to create one ass-kicking ticket. Because you don’t hurt ‘em if you don’t hit ‘em..
There’s donkeys on the left, elephants on the right, and you’re stuck in the middle with a bad taste in your mouth. Where do you turn? Let’s go with Puller-Mattis 2016 - because there’s no better friends and no worse enemies than American marines.
God damnit, Carl!! You did it again. Running for US President. Let's be honest folks, are any of the candidates better than Carl? We could do worse. At least Carl served his country.
  The ultimate Marine Corps birthday ball shirt. No other explanation is really necessary.
There are only two kinds of people in the world: General Mattis and People Other Than General Mattis (POG). Which one are you?
Think you’re a badass? Have you ever killed 10 insurgents with a grenade… before it exploded? Have you ever told congress to f*** off on the house floor? Have you ever walked through the valley of the shadow of death, and then stopped to take a piss? That’s alright, not...
How long has it been since we’ve had a Secretary of Defense that knows how to kill a man with his own two hands? Well, now we do. Apparently, people actually care about America these days. Welcome to the new department of knife hands and throat punches, General Mattis.
Grab the shirt and help generate the word....."Mattis 2016"...Here’s four simple reasons why he is the write in candidate of 2016. He understands and loves America, possesses moral clarity, is a perpetual student of history and people, and he wins. Can Billary or Bigmouth make even ONE of those claims?...
Mattis for Secretary of the Department of Knife Hands and Throat Punches? Has a certain ring to it. General Mattis would be the perfect man to lead it. Hell, he's the only man to lead it. Get the shirt, and spread the word.
If General Mattis were President - ISIS would be WasWas!
Get this shirt and start dropping quotes like "Mad Dog Mattis" himself. Gems like, "I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word." and "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my...
Happy birthday, marines! Remember the wise words of General Mattis: “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to drink every beer you see!”. Now drink up!
Vote Mattis ‘16 if you believe in a president that is polite, professional, and always ready to kill every f***er he meets. Because ‘Merica!
Who else can we trust to keep America safe? There are no better friends and no worse enemies than General “Mad Dog” Mattis and Chesty Puller.
"The Devil Doge" t-shirt is here. First in, and last out. The Devil Dogs have proven themselves since the American Revolution. The very mention of the word, Marine, invokes fear in those on the wrong side of the leatherneck's gun sight. OOHRAH!



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