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Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
Here's to all those times you've had to bend over and enjoy the green weenie. Cheers.
Take a shot for Harambe...he took one for you.  Get this shot glass and celebrate the memory of our sweet Prince.   Legends never die, they become memes. Three Options:1 Shot Glass - for the solo ape2 Shot Glasses - remember our fallen with your closest pal4 Shot Glasses - for...
Own a true masterpiece of American History. Behold:   Chesty Puller kicking the absolute shit out of Yeti monsters on Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War! 18x24" 100lb, HIGH QUALITY PRINT
dnt tred n me pls. Graphic on back.  
Make certain nobody ever forgets the sweet face of Harambe, one of America's true heroes. Serve up guilt -- just like mom used to make -- to that the person staring at your chest that they ever spend a moment thinking about anything other than this true patriot of an...
In America, anything is possible. Think about it—here in The Land of Opportunity, we built the Panama Canal, developed the Model-T Ford and put a freaking man on the moon. As far as AAF Nation is concerned, there’s but one heroic act left to be accomplished—bringing Harambe back to life....
Wear this sweet tank, and feel the power of Chesty. When you walk out the door, bald eagles will soar down before your eyes. When you hit the gym, you’ll throw down an epic f**ing chest day, leaving the peons to revel in your glory. And when you hit the...
What’s more American than General “Mad Dog” Mattis standing before the stars and stripes? That image on a muscle shirt, preferably worn with cut-off jeans at your next shotgun wedding.
What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
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Clear out an enemy cave..... and blow Pokemon to bits? At the same time? Sign me up!
"The Devil Doge" t-shirt is here. First in, and last out. The Devil Dogs have proven themselves since the American Revolution. The very mention of the word, Marine, invokes fear in those on the wrong side of the leatherneck's gun sight. OOHRAH!
We’re not saying some lives matter more than others, but if we’re going to say black lives matter, then we’re sure as hell going to show some love for our lance corporals. Get your LCPL Lives Matter shirt and make a statement that is American as F***. Image is on...
You might not be the eminently qualified Marine and you might not get that 5.0/5.0 but by God you are Okay!  
You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica!
When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower.
‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem.
You are special. Well, you’re okay. In fact, you are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal”. So that’s something. Go ahead and brag about it with this AAF t-shirt.
You are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal” and you want everyone to know it. Throw an okay party with okay beer and show off your okay ass. Because you’ve earned it!
Our current Secretary of Agriculture is more like a Secretary of Nag-riculture. Stop the nagging and let the blood rain down, because General “Mad Dog” Mattis is coming! Because Blood makes the grass grow.
This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft at Top Gun This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
Well, if the apocalypse is near, and the dead are about to rise up from their graves, then we might as well vote for the badass generals of the undead. They’ve done this before. Puller-Basilone ‘16!
When life gives you lemons and turds, take them out with red-blooded, ass-kicking marines. They hit hard, hit fast, and hit often. Vote Puller-Butler ‘16 and you won’t have to pretend to enjoy that shit lemonade.
So we have to decide between the rich sociopath with the tiny hands and the rich sociopath with the vagina? America deserves a president that will put their own life on the line, instead of paying someone else to. We’re with Puller-Daly 2016!
We’re diggin’ heroes up from the grave for this year’s presidential election! Two of America’s finest. The legendary Lejeune has joined forces with the great Chesty Puller to create one ass-kicking ticket. Because you don’t hurt ‘em if you don’t hit ‘em..
There’s donkeys on the left, elephants on the right, and you’re stuck in the middle with a bad taste in your mouth. Where do you turn? Let’s go with Puller-Mattis 2016 - because there’s no better friends and no worse enemies than American marines.
God damnit, Carl!! You did it again. Running for US President. Let's be honest folks, are any of the candidates better than Carl? We could do worse. At least Carl served his country.
  The ultimate Marine Corps birthday ball shirt. No other explanation is really necessary.



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