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George Washington Wrestling redcoat
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Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor
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You may lift, bro. But you'll never be Ronald Reagan in a tank top holding a bald eagle wearing a fedora buff.
Hail Chesty, full of hate. Our troops stand with thee. Blessed art thou among enlisted. And blessed is the fruit of thy knife hand. Holy Chesty, father of War. Pray for us heathen, now and at the hour of combat. Amen!
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We sleep safe in our beds because the founding fathers stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.
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America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.
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