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"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it...
The Gipper was a man's man and a President's President. His presence alone will melt the snowflakes and zip the hippies!
Hail Chesty, full of hate. Our troops stand with thee. Blessed art thou among enlisted. And blessed is the fruit of thy knife hand. Holy Chesty, father of War. Pray for us heathen, now and at the hour of combat. Amen!
American steel and sex appeal! The original Teflon Ron set the hippies straight and stood up to commies far and wide.
It's time to give the commies a crash course in Reaganomics! Put the Russians to bed with the Jelly Bean Man himself.
Buy the Canvas and get the Shirt for 50% off with code: FREEDOM1776 They defended America against all enemies, foreign and domestic. They're the quiet professionals everyone's heard about.
We sleep safe in our beds because the founding fathers stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.
Merica's hero -- Abe the Champ is here to free the slaves and unite a divided nation. He doesn't want a penny for your thoughts, he's here to fight for freedom.
Four matches and seven rounds ago Honest Abe put the finishing blow on sleevery. Now you can too with Abe the Champ!

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