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This year's 4th of July outfit is going to be epic because it combines all your favorite things. Celebrating your 2nd Amendment rights to "bare" arms, sweet-and-cold red, white, and blue popiscle treats, and a whole heap of patriotism. This sleeveless tank has it all.
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You don't get any more American than this shirt. American flag? Check. National landmark featuring four of our greatest leaders? Check. A bald eagle carrying a rifle and shooting lasers out of his eyes? A patriotic check! If only the lasers on Mount Rushmore existed in real life, then we'd...
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If you’re going to American as F***, you might as well be American Psycho as F***. Because when that liberty juice hits the veins, there’s no turning back.
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For most middle-aged men with hairlines retreating faster than the French army, feelings of shame, despair and anguish begin to set in. Fortunately, as America’s official emblem, the bald eagle summons emotions of a more confident, stalwart nature. Yes, the head of a bald eagle looks like a cue ball,...
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Quick quiz....What was the name of Rex Kwon Do's wife, in the movie Napolean Dynamite?.......He got to go home to Starla....Remember? Get this shirt and be ready to relive every quote from this classic film.
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Shockingly, most of the world’s inhabitants believe pizza originates from parts of Central and Southern Italy. To put this in perspective, however, those same people are also afraid of North Korea and Kim Jong-un’s haircut—see what we’re getting at, here? Breathe easy, faithful patriots—pizza is as American as baseball, apple...
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This image shows what Zack from "Saved By The Bell" dreams about when he's sleeping. It also happens to be what Chuck Norris dreams about as well. Available with sleeves or without of course.
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Check out the image on this tank top. Is it the 4th of July showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Is it the Rolling Stones US Tour Logo? Is it Monica Lewinsky just after leaving the Oral (oops, I mean) Oval Office?
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Cheap labor, knock-off handbags and political corruption—it’s the world’s trash, and it’s exactly the the kind of thing Capitol Eagle keeps from crossing into American territory! And don’t try any funny business—perched atop Capitol Hill, Capitol Eagle sees your every move …
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Check out Rambo on this sweet shirt. In the midst of a battle, bloodied and beaten, Rambo can take time to acknowledge Merica. Either that or he's firing an imaginary M2 Browning Machine Gun.
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America's freedom spans far beyond the borders of the U.S.A. This shirt will expand your patriotism into the far-reaching conscious of the Universe -- into galaxies far, far away. And you won't be held back by any close-minded, restricting sleeves.
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When the weight of 28 Olympic medals around your neck, American heroes like Michael Phelps can't be bothered to deal with your sh*t. Leave this American treasure alone or the honorary bald eagle will show you what's up. Take the lesson from Phelps, pull on this tank top, pull up...
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What can be said about the image on this shirt? It's nice knowing that the Son of God is on our side. I just hope someone informs Jesus that getting caught handling an animal on the endangered species list carries with it a huge fine and possible jail time, depending...
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Serving as America’s national bird, the bald eagle has already done more than enough to earn the respect of patriots everywhere. Following in Neil Armstrong’s steps, however, the bird will soar to new heights, checking intergalactic travel off of its to-do list. So, if muscular enough to show off your...
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How do you take your Ronald Reagan? At The White House? Perhaps inside Air Force One? Both are appealing, but we’ll do you one better—how about Reagan on the moon? No spacecraft, no spacesuit, no oxygen—no problem. The dude was a Hollywood actor before hitting The Oval Office—as such, he...
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Just as any American boy must kiss a woman to truly become a man, so too must a kitten suit up for space exploration to become a full-grown cat. Pay your respects to our furry feline friends with this one-of-a-kind tank top—cat dander not included …
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This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft at Top Gun This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
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Move over, Aristocats—there’s a new pussycat posse in town. Sure, they love playing with balls of yarn, climbing kitchen curtains and ignoring humans, but more than anything, they’re about the very thing that makes America great—freedom. Without the power to make it happen, how else would they make a name...
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Find refreshment in this chilling tank top depicting the American flag as it was truly intended -- frozen treats on a stick. Red, white, and blue popsicles arranged patriotically will ensure your freedom rings loud and clear all summer long.
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The official mascot of freedom wants you to proudly display those rock hard guns. Superimposed over old glory, this eagle is serious- serious about freedom and gun shows. The hardcore detailing makes it look like the eagle is real. He's real ready to strike at non-gun flaunting, freedom haters.
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Who knew exploring new worlds could be so adorable? Puppy astronaut is the American hero we've all been hoping for. He deserves a treat and a belly rub after all that probing. Such a good boy!
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The tank top that features the Patriot of all Patriots. Wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is more Patriot than Tom Brady could ever dream of being. Holding the American Flag, flashing the thumbs up, and smiling (I guess) for his throngs of fans.
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Strong she is, Lady Liberty. Combine your love for the two best things in the Universe -- Star Wars and America -- with this patriotic space tank top. You'll be able to easily maneuver your light saber as a "Defender of Peace" in this sleeveless number.
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Puns—without them, how else would English majors have any sense of self-worth? No matter what you studied in school, the complexity of your vocabulary or your ability to keep up with fast-firing wordplay, there’s one patriotic pun that takes the cake: “May the 4th be with you.” Think about it—few...
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Cursed for causing small children to choke and adults to feel intense pain when stepped on, American legos have done away with their earthly existence, making lego independence day more of an intergalactic affair. Fortunately, they decided to take the American flag with them on their journey: “That’s one small...
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Sources tell us that numerous countries are using this tank top as a motivational tool for their athletes. Walk into the Olympic Training Center in Iceland, Peru, or Trinidad/Tobago (wherever that is). It looks like an Annual Convention of the Michael Phelps Fan Club. USA....setting the example for excellence around...
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If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
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Some people where their heart on their sleeves, but now you can wear your American Pyscho on your chest -- without anything on your sleeves. No need to hide it, we're all pyscho AF in America. Be proud.
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Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
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Is there anything cuter than patriotic puppies? These All-American pooches will ensure you get picked first for the 4th of July kickball tournament. Order yours now for the holiday bark-b-que.
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Slip on this Statue of Liberty tank top and you'll be attracting all the tired, poor, and huddled masses you can handle -- all summer long! No need to fight the tourist crowds when you can hang with Lady Liberty on your very own chest.
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How did we become back to back world war champs? Chuck Norris, that's how! He gave cover fire for our boys in the trenches, then led attacks on the German and Japanese fronts. He did ninja moves on the Nazis then came home to kiss a Navy nurse in Times...
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This tank comes with 3 sets of guns -- yours, Chuck's, and the ones in Chuck's hands. With Chuck Norris on the front, though, you really don't need any weaponry. Having Chuck Norris' face on your chest is like wearing a bulletproof vest that is an expert in Chun Kuk...
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Brain freezes, sticky fingers and sugar rushes aside, growing up, nothing was more American than chowing down on a few Rocket Pops. Years later, no matter if your biceps look Hulk Hogan’s or a pair of popsicle sticks, this tank top is for you.
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Like a needle in a haystack, you probably never thought you'd find the tank top of your dreams. This magical sleeveless number will deliver you right into the Unicorn States of America. Red, white, and blue unicorn patriots dance across this blue tank.
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Haters gonna hate!  5 superbowls down and more to go...
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