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Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
Why should you join the Space Force? There's no physical training... You can't be overweight if you don't weigh anything! Make Space Great Again!
The Space Force is looking for a few good men (and women) to join the fleet! Finally your space shuttle door gunner skills will come in handy - to infinity and beyond.
Represent the Space Force in style and Make Space Great Again with a shirt that's truly out of this world!
Throughout history America has always found a way to power through the good times and bad. This shirt will surely give you some positive energy!
If ice cream was a drug he'd sell it by the gram. Stop, collaborate and listen to Rob Van Sprinkle!

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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