• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU'RE AMERICAN AF

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Show you're a true believer in the magic of America. My Little Americorn is the perfect symbol for the belief in the best country in the world!
I used to feel bad about my single ladies status, but ever since I bought this shirt I've officially been promoted to crazy cat lady. About once a week, a new kitten arrives magically on my front stoop and I add it to the family. Young ladies, if anyone ever...
Why constrict your arms in sleeves of any length? Good old Abe knows sleeves only hinder maximum fist pumping, gun displaying, and pong ball throwing, which is why he'd vote to abolish sleevery. We all have the right to be free, shouldn't our arms be included in that right?
A classic tee with vintage hues of red, white, and blue is just what you need for your all-American Insta picture. You know, the one where you make the driver pull over on the side of the road so you and your bestie can snap a photo in the tall...
Ladies....does looking at the Washington Monument make you long for someone to ring your Liberty Bell? Will the mere though of Mount Rushmore, make you fantacise about meeting a stranger named Rushmore? Would you consider dating Uncle Sam if he wasn't a fictional character? Have you ever dressed up like...
More than George Washington riding a bald eagle eating a nitrate-full hotdog. More than fireworks over a Nascar crash. More than the Statue of Liberty line-dancing to Garth Brooks. More than Abe Lincoln smoking Marlboro Lights outside a Piggly Wiggly. You're American AF!
I used to be skinny and wimpy like a donkey's tail. I used to be as weak as liberals are on national security. Then one glorious day, I slipped on this shirt. Suddenly, all the squat racks emptied when I walked into the gym. No one wants to be embarrassed...
The part of the cherry tree story that history has forgot is that George Washington was really prepping his guns for a strong man competition. When you go to sleep at night, you're resting on the George Washinguns that built this great country.
Check out "Teddy Swolesevelt". He's one of three men featured in our Pumped Politician Line of t-shirts. George Washinguns and Donald Pump round out the trio. Quickly ladies...you have to f one, marry one, and kill one. Go.
Meow chicka meow meow. Hey sexy ladies… show me your kitties! Hey horny spring-breakers… get your kitty shirts right meow!
How do you make the gentle unicorn fierce? You make it fierce with American red, white, and blue! 'Merica!
In the immortal words of Ricky Bobby, "SHAKE AND BAKE BROTHER"! Thats right, if you ain't first, you're last.. This shirt is the "Shake" half, so surely you're going to want to get the "Bake" half as well. This t-shirt makes a great gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, or any...
"SHAKE AND BAKE BROTHER"! Thats right, if you ain't first, you're last...Words to live by from the immortal Ricky Bobby This shirt is the "Bake" half, so surely you're going to want to get the "Shake" half as well. Makes a great gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, or any friend...
Ain't no party like world war party, 'cause a world war party won't stop until the US reasserts itself as a world power and patriotism is renewed among all citizens. Party like an American war hero with your guns out in this stylish tank top.
Forget sipping white wine spritzers on the porch. It's time to be a real American. Crack open an aluminum can. Pop open that moonshine. Let's get Star Spangled Hammered!
Proud to be American? Prove it by going twinsies with this one-of-two tshirts that celebrate our nation's founding in 1776.
Grab your bestie and this two-piece shirt set to show just how proud you are. Proud Americans know the world became a better place in 1776.
"Try to Stomp on this Flag", a strong message that speaks volumes about the person bold enough to wear it on her t-shirt. It acts as both a warning and a dare. Anyone you meet will know that you mean business. A simple t-shirt + a strong statement = instant...
America the great? Yea, you bet your a** we are! We came in throwing punches and taking names not once, but twice. Not to mention bailing out a few countries who —surprise, surprise— have been around a lot longer, but needed help from their younger cousin. There's a reason most...
Any of you proud American ladies ever feel like yelling out, "America, F* Ya". It's normal. From the time you wake up in the morning till the time you lay your patriotic head down to sleep at night. Sometimes your surroundings may not be ideal. Maybe you're in church, or...
Ladies with rebel souls and patriotic blood are experts in American badassery. They can work a chainsaw, shoot a rifle, and skin a pig… and they know when a shirt is so American-as-f*** that they have to buy it. This particular beauty will go great with combat boots and a...
If you have the spirit of a Spartan and blood that runs red, white, and blue, then this shirt is for you. Because you are an American badass, and nothing says that better than a badass black shirt with an American Spartan Flag.
The most wonderful thing about America is just how MF free it is! That means if I want to parade around in a crop top and my stars and stripes underwear, I am free-as-a-bird to do so. It also means if I want to make the questionable decision to sleep...
This t-shirt says it all, doesn't it? Seriously though, this shirt should be standard issue to all Immigration Officials and Border Patrol Agents. Heck, I say we put one on Lady Liberty.
Aren't Mondays the worst? Who wants to be a standstill on the freeway, subjected to talk radio, and sweating your balls off? If I'm going to be sweating, I'd rather be out killing terrorists. Anything is better than the freeway.
Ladies, help spread the word...."All Lives Matter". It doesn't matter if you're black, brown, white, or a marvelous yet subtle shade of baby blue. I think we can all agree with this message. Let this shirt be a stepping stone to unity amongst people of all colors, with the exception...
Paying homage to one of the top rated presidents in American history, this shirt embodies the kick-a**ery Ronald Reagan accomplished everyday. His guns, all three of them, are to scale and realistically recreated, as per eye-witness accounts. When not raging against the Soviets and drug lords, Reagan was known to...
The one and only love that will never let you down, America. The next time a construction worker hollers at you or some sloppy creep hits on you at last call -- tell them you have a bae. That your bae is the most powerful bae in the world and...
Move over, Ryan Gosling—coming out of the cage with over 400 pounds of raw muscle and a 17-year-old smile with enough sex appeal to make Jane Goodall weak in the knees, Harambe was the total package. He’s gone now, but while wearing this one-of-a-kind, honorary t-shirt, your pheromones won’t forget...
There's an old saying in America. It goes like this..."Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers" Just like it says on the shirt. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. One last thing..."Na Na Na Na Na"
When the game is played on foreign soil, America dons her camo fatigues. Because multicam is America’s Away Colors. Game on.
A t-shirt that celebrates what I like to call "the ole standby". The one excuse that can justify just about any action short of rape and murder. "Whiskey Made Me Do It" isn't a cop out at all. It can explain everything from why you got a bullfrog tattoo on...
The perfect pairing to your cutoff jean shorts, this shirt draws attention to all the work you've been doing in the squat rack. Daisy Duke would be jealous of those trunks. Sky's out, thighs out!
Blink if you love America, because it’s just that easy to love this country. America and you go together like biscuits and gravy, chili and hot dogs, or bacon and machine guns. At night, you have wet dreams about Abraham Lincoln, and in the morning you salute the flag that...
When you're American AF, one day to celebrate is never enough. If you don't celebrate the Fourth of July 24/7/365, how dare you call yourself an American! Every day is Independence Day when you live in the U.S. of A.
I don't know what the big deal is about #Brexit. America's founding fathers, and each generation after, have been brexiting since 1776. Britain finally got with the program.
Before you set out on your Independence Day party quest, there's a few things you have to do. First it to put on this shirt and second is to drink four beers past your limit. Let's get red, white, and boozed!
How do you make a bad-a** guy more approachable? Make his body a cuddly teddy bear. We all know Ted was anything but cuddly, this gun toting president pushed for progression, fairness for Americans, and expanded the Navy. The softest thing he ever did was have mercy on a bear...
Raise that red solo cup full of freedom! Toast to America's greats and get drinkin' like Lincoln. Cheers!
America's forefathers are legit, no doubt about that, but when it comes to shaping your life through corny 90s jokes, these guys are it. Tanner, Banks, Winslow, and Taylor always had a witty come back and end-of-episode lecture for one of their kids that inevitably ended up in a predicament....
What's red, white, and blue? Freedom! Not only does this shirt show off your favorite colors, but we've taken the liberty to change blue to boom. You know, the sound fireworks on America's birthday make when exploding in bright colors across the sky. It's also the sound Lady Liberty makes...
Are you American AF, but, with respect to old glory, look better in black than red, white, and blue? Proclaim it loud and proud, from sea to shining sea that you're proud to be an American while maintaining an all black and white wardrobe. Because black is bad-a** and looks...
Ladies, how American are you? American AF? Then let everyone know with this beauty. It's no accident the image resembles an all-American beer logo where America flows from a can. Cue the clydesdales, dalmatians, and pulling of heartstrings with furry friendships that transcend obstacles.
You like cats? That's ok, after all this is America. The land of acceptance and freedom to choose cats over dogs. Proudly proclaim your love of feline and country by exclaiming "Ameowica! and donning this cozy tee. The patriotic kitty stares wide-eyed at onlookers who won't get enough of its...
Back in the '80s when I would go to shows, I would have to blow like six guys before I could get backstage at meet Metallica. Now I just flash the bouncer this sweet shirt -- and sometimes a little nip -- and I'm backstage talking politics with Slayer. What's...
You may have ripped off all your t-shirt sleeves. You may rock an armband tattoo. You might even drive a pick-up truck. But do you even 'Merica bro? Where's your patriotism? Can you really call yourself a true American?
When I close my eyes and listen closely, it's not my beating heart I hear. No. It's the flapping of Old Glory in a warm American wind. It's freedom running through my veins, not blood.
Hey, it's all of our favorite things - the sun, fitness, America, stars and stripes, slavery abolitionists, and 2nd amendment rights.
Hello Kitty, unicorns and overly protective grandmothers—each of these cares deeply about feelings, emotions and those who find themselves woefully offended at the first sign of freedom. Here’s the deal, though—you’re a woman, and you know what’s up. Make this t-shirt your own, and take a firm stance against touchy...
Kick feelings in the face with this liberty-loving, pure-blooded American shirt. Let everyone know that you don’t give a flying f*** about their delicate sensibilities. Because ‘Merica!
Sometimes missiles are inappropriate. Good thing you've got guns.
Calling all women who remember the Reagan/Bush years. Help preserve the legacy of this Presidential duo. Reach out to the younger generations. Pass down the history of this time period and encourage them, that we can get back there once again. Remember, most woman under 35 hold memories of three...
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