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"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl's boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long."
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"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl's boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long."
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America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.
When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower. Click here for cotton T-shirts and other...
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