ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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There's no better friend, no worse enemy... Mad Dog Mattis is here to stay!
112 reviews
WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!  Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!   100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket SMALL   40" x 30" Fleece Blanket  MEDIUM  60” x 50” Fleece Blanket  LARGE  80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  * customized blanket is currently out of stock
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  I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...
Guns only have two enemies - rust and politicians... with nukes. Let them know snek shall not be infringed!
3 reviews
"Go on," I whisper as I unfold my hands towards the open sky. A single f*ck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into cool air. "You're free now." My last f*ck has gone. I have none left to give.
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The Space Force is looking for a few good men (and women) to join the fleet! Finally your space shuttle door gunner skills will come in handy - to infinity and beyond.
10 reviews
Don't be a... Chicken sucker..? Nah... A rooster lollipop..? No... Hmm, I'm stumped.
Aren't Mondays the worst? Who wants to be a standstill on the freeway, subjected to talk radio, and sweating your balls off? If I'm going to be sweating, I'd rather be out killing terrorists. Anything is better than the freeway.

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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