WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!
Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!
100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
* customized blanket is currently out of stock
I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on...
"Go on," I whisper as I unfold my hands towards the open sky. A single f*ck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into cool air. "You're free now." My last f*ck has gone. I have none left to give.
Aren't Mondays the worst? Who wants to be a standstill on the freeway, subjected to talk radio, and sweating your balls off? If I'm going to be sweating, I'd rather be out killing terrorists. Anything is better than the freeway.