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UPGRADED QUALITY! in stock Liner brief "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean...
100% nylon tricot with liner Lightweight fabric perfect for warm weather workout
"I hung the flag up outside my house to, not so subtly, let my neighbors know that yes, I might be "mildly" retarded and that yes, sometimes I also "wish a motherfucker would..." It now serves as a beacon of hope to all those who love to eat crayons and...
You got the shirt. You got the poster. Why not just go for the trifecta and fly the flag that proudly warns, "Don't F*** With Me". General Mattis will be happy to assist you in passing that message along.  Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching,...
You got the shirt. You got the flag. Why not just go for the trifecta and hang the poster that proudly warns, "Don't F*** With Me". General Mattis will be happy to assist you in passing that message along.
Every service member retired and active should own this print. No excuses.  This needs to be in every company office, barracks room, team room, S-Shop and armory. Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he...
WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!  Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!   100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket SMALL   40" x 30" Fleece Blanket  MEDIUM  60” x 50” Fleece Blanket  LARGE  80” x 60” Fleece Blanket 
They say the pen is mightier than the sword but nothing can beat a good set of knife hands. Always have a plan to spread freedom everywhere you go. Also check out > Mattis Liberty Blanket
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
11oz White Ceramic Coffee Mug 3.75' diameter Double-sided print
This item has General Mattis' on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the...
If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
What’s more American than General “Mad Dog” Mattis standing before the stars and stripes? That image on a muscle shirt, preferably worn with cut-off jeans at your next shotgun wedding.
Wear this sweet tank, and feel the power of Chesty. When you walk out the door, bald eagles will soar down before your eyes. When you hit the gym, you’ll throw down an epic f**ing chest day, leaving the peons to revel in your glory. And when you hit the...
Get the shirt that delivers a message... loud and clear. It's our latest addition to the "F Yourself Fall Ladies Line" of tank tops and t-shirts. "If This Flag Offends You, Go F*** Yourself" draws a line in the sand, clearly stating which side you are on. The shirt may...
Why just chill when you can chill during a field day!
Celebrate your rise in the ranks, and let everyone know that you are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal”! That makes you okay-er than every other lance corporal on earth!
You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica! Also check out > Chesty Frozen  Zoom Tank/Tee Also check out > Chesty Frozen  Zoom2 Tank/Tee Also check out > Chesty Frozen Chosin' Blanket...
When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower. Also check out > Chesty Frozen Tank/Tee Also check out...
‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem. Also check out > Chesty Frozen Tank/Tee Also...
If you're a Marine, you get this shirt. If you're not, you don't get this. That's about it, thanks.
When you’re addicted to Netflix, one does not simply just “Netflix and chill”. “Netflix and kill” is way more accurate. As in “I’m going to watch netflix, and kill all the time in my day. 
Chesty don’t give a f*** about you, or you, and especially not you. The old granny eating a bacon cheeseburger is cool, but Chesty really doesn’t give a f*** about pissants that think the run the show in congress, or the whiny liberals protesting in the middle of rush hour...
Because we all know blood makes the grass grow! Oorah!
There’s no crying in baseball, and no damn sappy “feelings” in the constitution. If we had sold this shirt in the 1700’s, then James Madison would have put it right after the 2nd Amendment. But for now, we’ll just put it on this sexy shirt for you.
This shirt is so moto it should be issued at bootcamp! oorah!
The last thing any terrorist wants to see is a Marine repping America's away colors.
This shirt will help you tell the world that you're "Straight Outta F****." Meaning, you could care less about anything anyone has to say about anything. You've found yourself surrounded by whiners, crybabies, and complaining idiots, making you spend all of your F**** on their lame ass issues. When will...
If you were born with a full metal jacket and a thirst for blood, then this shirt is for you. Because you were born to pew, pew, pew pew pew!
Sunday is the perfect day not only because it's a day of rest, but because you live in America! You have the right to bear arms written into your home country's Constitution. Sunday is a funday because Sunday is Gunday!
You’re a survivor, a badass, a hero… and you can drink until the sun comes up, run a mile, and then do a hundred pushups. Yep. You are Veteran as F***.
It doesn't matter if you were born in Long Beach, Miami Beach, or Myrtle Beach. You could have been raised in the hood, in the burbs, or on the wrong side of the tracks. One thing you all have in common, is you're "Straight Outta Merica". Wear this shirt with...
So you thought you rated, huh? Tell me more about how awesome you are. At least for now, you can wear a shirt that says you thought you made it. Ships to FPO/APO/YourMom'sHouse
We’re not saying some lives matter more than others, but if we’re going to say black lives matter, then we’re sure as hell going to show some love for our lance corporals. Get your LCPL Lives Matter shirt and make a statement that is American as F***. Ships to FPO/APO/YourMom'sHouse...
Aren't Mondays the worst? Who wants to be a standstill on the freeway, subjected to talk radio, and sweating your balls off? If I'm going to be sweating, I'd rather be out killing terrorists. Anything is better than the freeway.
Grade school is over, kiddos. It’s about time to trade in your D.A.R.E. t-shirt, pick up a case of beer, go find some trouble, and R.A.G.E.!!!
The perfect pairing to your cutoff jean shorts, this shirt draws attention to all the work you've been doing in the squat rack. Daisy Duke would be jealous of those trunks. Sky's out, thighs out!
Do you only use the term "Veteran" because "Bad Ass Mother F******" won't et you saluted. If so, you are "Veteren As F***". Wear this shirt with pride.
Those were the days... or maybe you just got NJP'ed...
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
When you pursue a DD-214 instead of your PhD.
When you’re a venomous snake, you warn people not to tread on you. When you’re a venomous snake in the middle east, you warn people not to jihad on you… and then you bite.
The oath of enlistment has no expiration. Proud US Veteran!
Ex-servicemen is a myth. The title is earned and forever. Veteran.
Let no man be okay-er than you. Fight for it. Bleed for it. Vomit for it. Keep it up, you’re almost there. And when you get there, we’ll have a shirt for you: World’s Okayest Airman.
All hands on deck! It’s time to set sail! Put on your World’s Okayest Sailor shirt to let everyone know you mean business. Now, avast ye matey!
You are in the business of badassery. You wake up early, train hard, live hard, and make gains like a beast. Congratulations, you’ve earned the rank of “World’s Okayest Soldier”.
Buy this shirt for your favorite, most okayest veteran friends and family. They will beam with ironic pride and gratitude. To which you say, “You are welcome”.
You are special. Well, you’re okay. In fact, you are the “World’s Okayest Lance Corporal”. So that’s something. Go ahead and brag about it with this AAF t-shirt.
Crush your enemies. “If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!!” This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, mother f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded.  When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll be with Mattis!
Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft. This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
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