ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

27 reviews
 No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020.
49 reviews
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
25 reviews
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
3 reviews
There are 2 types of countries in the world: those who use the metric system and those who have landed on the moon!
27 reviews
Keeping up with foreign relations!  
26 reviews
America the great? Yea, you bet your a** we are! We came in throwing punches and taking names not once, but twice. Not to mention bailing out a few countries who —surprise, surprise— have been around a lot longer, but needed help from their younger cousin. There's a reason most...
5 reviews
Bike? What bike? That's my bike, punk!
21 reviews
I used to be skinny and wimpy like a donkey's tail. I used to be as weak as liberals are on national security. Then one glorious day, I slipped on this shirt. Suddenly, all the squat racks emptied when I walked into the gym. No one wants to be embarrassed...
9 reviews
The Space Force is looking for a few good men (and women) to join the fleet! Finally your space shuttle door gunner skills will come in handy - to infinity and beyond.

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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